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these dumbasses can never name a "centrist" position "climate change happens sometimes" "women should only occasionally have the right to abortion" "LGBTQ people can exist but not ever have fun"

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Running a successful business with warehouses and hub distribution and HR and lawyers and salespeople and staff and happy customers... MAGA: "is this communism?"

submitted 5 days ago • 135 comments

Anyway it's awesome that Biden increased police budgets by over $15 billion, I can't see how that could possibly backfire horribly in the exact ways we all predicted it would.

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Area Man Hates His Job (But Still Loves Genocide) www.nytimes.com/2025/05/24/u...

submitted 16 days ago • 629 comments

When she says she cares about all children she really means the ones currently being slaughtered and that is offensive to me.

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

I never thought the University of Calipers would measure MY skull

submitted 22 days ago • 8 comments

RESULT: Omaha's Republican Mayor Jean Stothert just lost to her Democratic challenger John Ewing. Stothert, who was running for a fourth term, resorted to anti-trans ads and messaging around who uses bathrooms in the final stretch of the campaign. Ewing will be Omaha's first Black mayor.

submitted 26 days ago • 128 comments

Aside from the sheer laziness and endangering others, the thing I really hate about electric motorcycles is the sound of their clapped out motor bearings.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

for just one year the NFL Draft should be conducted conclave style. just put the GMs in a room and don't come out or report anything until all seven rounds are done.

submitted 32 days ago • 14 comments

Normally when someone says this you're about to see something terrible but in this case it's brilliant

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Reintroduce all all electric version of this and sell a million to eco-conscious dictators

submitted 36 days ago • 4 comments

The average American has three friends

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

the average American has three friends

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

submitted 40 days ago • 778 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 50 comments

I'm at Elon Musk's draft party. Before every pick he says the team is going to draft Updog and starts laughing to himself between ketamine hits. He's given vials of sperm to 3 cocktail waitresses. One of his kids is running around with a Glock.

submitted 45 days ago • 14 comments

billionaires spending their money on lavish bunkers is kind of apt and hopefully eventually hilarious, given who the most famous man to own a lavish bunker was, and what he wound up doing to himself in it

submitted 46 days ago • 16 comments

It’s beyond hilarious that one of Pope Francis’s last official acts was sending a trusted associate to scold JD Vance for his absolute inhumanity. That’s getting lost in the whole meeting and then dying part but let’s honor a true hater for his service.

submitted 48 days ago • 13 comments

Everyone reach in and draw a pickled egg. Whoever gets the black egg gets conclaved tonight.

submitted 49 days ago • 22 comments