jmnsho.bsky.social
Born and raised in the greater Patapsco drainage basin (IYKYK), now a citizen of DeSantistan
I'm neurodivergent and this human suit is itchy
SWEARY... you've been warned
Go O's! (and Dbacks)
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oh, nature has value... we'll find out how much when they auction off our national parks 😒
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centrist asshole Neera Tanden helped get us here... she needs to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up
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Flat tires people!! Don’t risk being run over when it is so easy to disable their vehicles & prevent them from taking anyone anywhere. Immobilized & dead in the water, They become the ones on defense. Think strategically!
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also works with talcum powder or diatomaceous earth 😈
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ya suppose I oughta take the spiny shells off first? 😐
(I really need a dunce cap emoji)
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old Mythbusters shows have resurfaced on Roku (and probably PlutoTV?)—including their Titanic show
they confirmed the floating-door ending, but busted something else, to the consternation of the director
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I was thinking more about the physical therapy
and of course the pain in the beginning... although I've heard more than one person say the surgical pain was less bad than the bad-knee pain
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I HAZ BRANDY
or tequila
ouzo seems a bit extreme
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more performative resistance while the country burns
we coulda had Katie Porter in that seat
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bro has BRAGGED about smoking weed... did it on tape ffs... negative result for that is the dead giveaway
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I'm sure Bethany Christian [sic] Services knows what happened to a bunch of them
adoptionland.org/13399/bethan...
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Just gonna leave this here, seems important
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2 words: CITIZENS UNITED
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from the 45 years:
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turns out ICE was there without permission and got booted the fuck out
THIS IS THE WAY
countdown til international players start disappearing in 5...4...3...
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they might even get a hat tip out of @captmurica.bsky.social for that move
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*clutches pearls*
but that's... VIOLENCE
/s
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that's why I snitch-tagged you... be careful what you feed 😳
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I'm impressed... no "wtf is Murasaki"
hey maybe you know what I was supposed to do with these rambutans that are now all dried up?
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oy
so you're pretty much ready to stare down the barrel of months of suck to get it fixed 👊
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waitwaitWUT? they have to REPLACE a knee for a cyst?! 😳
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I guess they need to be... detached?... in order to cut on people the way they do
I know I couldn't do it
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underrated comment 🏆
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spouse had a pet skunk for a while... says that's why he owns welding gloves 😳
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don't forget to suit up or whatever when you pick them
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What kind of dirt did you use? I did my first (and thusfar only) attempt with top soil... OOPS
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see, if you'd just do ADHD meal prep like we do around here, you'd have scads of "seed potatoes" for "free"
(source: I have a whole-ass table full of sprouting potatoes that need to be planted, with more chilling on a wheelbarrow)
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purple taters trip my ND "these things do not go together" switch... spouse loves 'em tho
I'm also not fond of the staining of dishes etc
accidentally got some of them when I THOUGHT I was getting Murasakis
NOT. THE. SAME. 😝
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tail is still edible... wtf, bird?
I was introduced to the tail thing when I guess I accidentally knocked one off when I opened the screen door 😬 could NOT figure out what this otherworldly thing frantically flopping around on my doormat was!
Sorry lizard... stay away from the edge of the door pls
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I will pop ALL the corn the day he decides to fuck with Pritzker
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every critter is your new favorite 🤣
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Listifications that is