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So. Are. We.

🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal. Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave $1M to his inauguration. See how this works?

100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists. 1362 Days to go...

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

I really hope that @kentremendous.bsky.social sees this because I think he’d enjoy it. The comments are incredible as well.

“The President’s desires cannot be ignored”

Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering… Meanwhile, America elected a barely sentient orange turnip. Any Questions?!

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

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Lots of questions

The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

“Anyone caught checking them can and will be deported,” he warned.

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

Epic idea

BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”

COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal: “Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine." @latenightercom.bsky.social

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.

Zelenskyy held back from punching JD Vance right in his disgusting fucking face so I guess I’m not gonna get my birthday wish this year

A trifecta.

This⬇️⬇️⬇️!

Whoever puts this on their list of five things they did this week should get the employee of the year award

Thinking about this a lot lately…🙃

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

This.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Pronounces douche like touché

BREAKING: House Republicans just released their budget plan, and Rep. @ritchietorres.bsky.social reports that it would cut: ●$880 BILLION from E&C, affecting Medicaid. ●$330 BILLION from education, affecting public schools. ●$230 BILLION from agriculture, affecting food assistance. This is nuts.

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

You know why eggs are so expensive? Chickens have diversity policies. How do I know this? I have common sense.

Here's a clip from 2009, when President Obama spoke about the Continental Airlines crash -- the LAST time we had an airline crash with fatalities in America. He didn't blame Bush. He didn't blame Reagan. He just consoled America. A REAL Commander in Chief.

i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.

Has anyone made a joke about how January is a long month yet, or do I have something here?