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So. Are. We.

submitted 29 days ago • 473 comments

🇺🇸 “Rolling Stone reached out to all 53 GOP senators after the president said he didn't know whether he needs to honor the nation's founding document. None replied.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

submitted 39 days ago • 1522 comments

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

submitted 43 days ago • 2255 comments

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submitted 45 days ago • 487 comments

Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal. Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave $1M to his inauguration. See how this works?

submitted 50 days ago • 517 comments

100 DAYS...of lying, grifting, lawbreaking, division, incompetence, ignorance, illegal deportations, self-aggrandizement, vulgarity, self-pity, cruelty, ignoring the Supreme Court & due process while attacking: the Media, Universities, Law Firms, the Courts & Journalists. 1362 Days to go...

submitted 50 days ago • 1748 comments

He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

submitted 62 days ago • 265 comments

I really hope that @kentremendous.bsky.social sees this because I think he’d enjoy it. The comments are incredible as well.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

“The President’s desires cannot be ignored”

submitted 77 days ago • 490 comments

Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering… Meanwhile, America elected a barely sentient orange turnip. Any Questions?!

submitted 83 days ago • 836 comments

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

submitted 85 days ago • 1135 comments

👊🇺🇸🔥

submitted 85 days ago • 47 comments

Lots of questions

submitted 87 days ago • 208 comments

The entire country is being run by people who would either hide being bit by a zombie or openly brag about it

submitted 88 days ago • 50 comments

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

submitted 91 days ago • 1439 comments

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

submitted 97 days ago • 1112 comments

“Anyone caught checking them can and will be deported,” he warned.

submitted 100 days ago • 60 comments

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

submitted 99 days ago • 212 comments

Epic idea

submitted 100 days ago • 549 comments

BREAKING: Entire Human Race Flagged By DEI Purge Because of “Homo” in “Homo Sapiens”

submitted 104 days ago • 85 comments

COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal: “Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine." @latenightercom.bsky.social

submitted 106 days ago • 216 comments

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

submitted 107 days ago • 1195 comments

submitted 110 days ago • 184 comments

Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro

submitted 109 days ago • 401 comments

This is Winston Churchill visiting the White House during World War II. Funny how he isn’t wearing a suit either. Almost like he was a wartime leader defending his country from being slaughtered and wiped out by an authoritarian aggressor.

submitted 110 days ago • 747 comments

Zelenskyy held back from punching JD Vance right in his disgusting fucking face so I guess I’m not gonna get my birthday wish this year

submitted 110 days ago • 9 comments

A trifecta.

submitted 112 days ago • 901 comments

This⬇️⬇️⬇️!

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Whoever puts this on their list of five things they did this week should get the employee of the year award

submitted 115 days ago • 752 comments

Thinking about this a lot lately…🙃

submitted 115 days ago • 306 comments

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

submitted 119 days ago • 2156 comments

This.

submitted 120 days ago • 129 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 122 days ago • 2238 comments

Pronounces douche like touché

submitted 127 days ago • 5 comments

BREAKING: House Republicans just released their budget plan, and Rep. @ritchietorres.bsky.social reports that it would cut: ●$880 BILLION from E&C, affecting Medicaid. ●$330 BILLION from education, affecting public schools. ●$230 BILLION from agriculture, affecting food assistance. This is nuts.

submitted 127 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 129 days ago • 3031 comments

I didn't watch but it is my understanding that Drake lost the Super Bowl

submitted 129 days ago • 222 comments

🚨 BREAKING: Illinois Governor JB Pritzker says he’s going to rename Lake Michigan to “Lake Illinois.” EPIC TRUMP TROLL!!! 🤣

submitted 131 days ago • 1235 comments

You know why eggs are so expensive? Chickens have diversity policies. How do I know this? I have common sense.

submitted 139 days ago • 14 comments

Here's a clip from 2009, when President Obama spoke about the Continental Airlines crash -- the LAST time we had an airline crash with fatalities in America. He didn't blame Bush. He didn't blame Reagan. He just consoled America. A REAL Commander in Chief.

submitted 139 days ago • 680 comments

i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.

submitted 145 days ago • 54 comments

Has anyone made a joke about how January is a long month yet, or do I have something here?

submitted 144 days ago • 5 comments