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jnumber1.bsky.social
I make snap judgments about you based on your shoes.
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Pants have gotten obscenely stretchy.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Every day this week it's over 70 and sunny here. EXCEPT for the rain on Thursday when I'm playing (arguably) the nicest golf course in town.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Still crying about ATH being gone. 😭

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Around The Horn finale. 😭😭😭😭

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell I'm busy today because I'm plugged in to every Thunderbolt port on my computer AND the HDMI.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I was all excited about making a new friend until I remembered that this is Seattle and all friendly encounters with tentative plans being made are completely meaningless.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Gearing up to attempt this power move: Going to lunch with the big bosses, ordering a double margarita and just not drinking it.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In my experience 90% of Teams meeting organizers start the meeting with “Hiiiii, sorry.”

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It's wild to me how stretchy 2% of something makes my jeans.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Is reddit fucking up for anyone else? It's like all stupid pixel art riddle posts.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I'm trying to imagine P Diddy with all grey hair and all I can see is Sisqo.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Oregon ice cream challenge going on later tonight. 🍨

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Think I’ll throw on some @umphreys.com

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Call Me Maybe is one of the best mixed pop songs ever. Like top 5, fight me.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Frosty.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Me and who? youtu.be/NY4xE9rAY8k?...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Worse to play with: Lefty golfer or lefty guitar/bass player?

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Falling deep down a rabbit hole of modern skateboarding filmed on late 90s camcorders.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I love remembering people's pets more than you remember the people.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Sure it sucks losing a friend you haven’t seen in years but sometimes you get to see them in a dream and maybe, it’s actually them.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

30 days of only wearing the same pair of jeans ends today. TikTok video to come.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It would feel good to be home if I lived almost anywhere else.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

How do I shit poast?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Did you know ChatGPT can draw a cartoon for you?

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

I enjoyed that quite a bit.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My most played not seen. Liberated!

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Let’s run this shit back yo.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments