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I make snap judgments about you based on your shoes.
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224-TIXX brings back a loooooot of memories.
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THIS is what I legit remember not weighing in on and regretting it. FFFIIIINNNNGGGOOOOOOOO
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That's a good looking cat.
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RE: 🤌
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Macho Melon Gatorade or GTFO. Try to find that shit. PS it's good.
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Running through old tweets heer (let's call them what they are) and this fucks.
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I love this. You get hot water with kosher and LIKE IT.
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This is unsettling, yet I can move on. I expected two dongs from you.
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The palm tree.
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Is the “low standards” part a pun?
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There's a perfect storm when all those converge and you have 25 minutes of perfect intense productivity. Only to end up hating the song.
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You can really get every drop out.
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Does that work as a bong?
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It's 8am here but somehow you heard me.
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It was a big "oof I just left the AC in my car for this" moment.
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I love this.
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I reference this fantastic piece of writing often.
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Trace evidence.
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He’s named after Bunk from The Wire. He likes to wrestle with the dog and sleeps in my right arm every night.
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God tier
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Word.
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Genuinely shocked that dude isn’t wearing cargo shorts.
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I can’t unpack blue shoes guy. I respect sending it but I question his true intentions.
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Ranking shoes in this pic you guys tie for first, then the kid in the Jordan 3’s.
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Danger zone.
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I like double-fisting too but, shit.