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Hi, I'm Jody! Mid-30s, he/him, gay & married, IT critter and internet fiend. 18+ as I am quite vulgar :)
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Fellas, is it cunty to have a “nice time”?

Trump held up a printed picture of people lifting body bags and said, "These are all white farmers that are being buried.” The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.

the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media

Wheel of Time has been cancelled. Fuck Amazon

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

Borderlands 4 Priced at $80 to Fund Randy Pitchford's Trip to Magic Camp hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #ChatGPT

Employee On Thin Ice After Taking Allotted Personal Day theonion.com/employe...

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel theonion.com/the-oni...

they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this

we’re costco guys! of course we go into crippling debt to buy chicken bakes

Oh damn shout out these guys i guess

They're gonna ultimately decide that it's caused genetically and use that as pretense to enact the US's own version of Aktion T4

Watching all these Star Trek series the one thing that sticks out to me is just how much all these M- and L-class planets look like southern California

Good morning !

I'm going to need Maya C. Miller to explain to me what's unexpected about an elderly man with cancer dying from said cancer.

the stupidest fucking people on Earth are in charge of our government and they're burning down centuries of progress in a matter of months. WHO RUNS THE RADAR, TIM? FUCKING RADARMAN?

I love the beagle subreddit because once a day someone posts some pictures asking "is my beagle mixed with another breed?" followed by 5 to 10 pictures of the beagliest beagle to ever beagle

I think so many House Democrats have died recently because of a broken heart. 💔 And old age. Mostly that, in fact. 99%.

What To Know About The MAHA Movement theonion.com/what-to...

......and, the guy just died Pelosi stinks at fighting the GOP but is undefeated against "progressives"

The left needs an Italian Joe Rogan. Not for electoral purposes. For my purposes. Jamie pull-a that up, the chemtrails look like linguine, etc.

Faithful Dog Refuses To Move From Spot Where He Killed Beloved Owner theonion.com/faithfu...

the member of staff who needs to check if u have a penis but not in a Rude Manner

current news got me thinking about this story from last year

plot hole

Gross, what a piece of shit

real talk

OH MY GOD JUST SELL THE FUCKING CAR "Tesla Owners are Installing DIY Rip Cords to Avoid Being Trapped in Their Vehicles in Case of Fire" fuelarc.com/evs/tesla-ow...

Destroying the nuclear family by creating the first wind turbine family.

This bot is out of control

Congrats to all Republicans and 16 Democrats for passing the Bribing The President Is Legal Now Act. A cool side effect of this bill is it makes it considerably easier for your kid to buy fentanyl-laced narcotics from a new class of predators on Minecraft, also likely created by this bill.

The word "writer" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here

The future is very stupid

Hey, remember when we as a society rejected 3D TVs? Google Stadia? NFTs? And the corporations got the hint and stopped trying to sell them to us? Can we do the same with ChatGPT and Midjourney and all this other genAI shit?

They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.

You know you’re winning when you post “We are NOT the Gestapo!”

ICE Agent Unlocks Golden Neck Gaiter After 100th Kidnapping hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

This is so fucking good

Me getting ready to bully my new coworker into not using it anymore

my “not the gestapo” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt and if you don’t stop asking them, i’ll have you disappeared.

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow