joe4ea.bsky.social
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You’d be itchy and angry too if your insides were sideways relative to your outsides.
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Sources close to the administration intimate Musk’s replacement will be that Weird Fucker With Terrible Thoughts
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who the fuck is Tingis Pingis
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Just a fucking perfect post. Well done.
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It’s so goddamned funny that he’s reframing these marshmallows doing social media hair pulling as two bucks in full rut dueling for herd dominance on the side of a mountain.
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We love to see Eva Braun ordering a flat white, don’t we folks?
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They have a minuscule temporal window of viability. Unless they’re eaten peak season within a few hours of picking they’re sad, wrinkly bags of dumpster juice.
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while also using not four computers
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I don’t believe you. I believe Irony won.
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(With a weary sigh) I never start wars, but dear god do I end them
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Unicellular eukaryotes HATE when Donovan Mitchell does this
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I drank Malort for the first time at a bowling alley in Albany Park in the late 90s. I thought it was some sort of practical joke.
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“photometric analysis of the oblateness of mr andreesen’s cranium indicates this image of mr andreesen luxuriating naked in a bathtub of egg salad is clearly fabricated”
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Jesus Christ he’s pregnant
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its yer aunt brenda
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Does it count as usage when I sigh and scroll immediately past it?
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Blender test. For when things get tactical.
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(immediately crashes popemobile into a Vatican City Circle K at 3AM)
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Supplemental Playoff Balls
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You know you fucked up when you get the Adjunct Pope
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Oh .. haha … oops
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Once you incorporate the more recently empirically determined values of Woke that Kármàn roughly estimated in initially parameterizing his original model, the arbitrary Fake Space line has been moved ten miles higher. Sorry guys - you did not go to Space!
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The Lake Erie Uni is bangin at the Shuffleboard Xperience near my uncle’s work
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Pretty fucking comical that the new editorial marching orders were to serve “personal liberties and free markets” and they’re advocating for making Trump de facto emperor as he crashes the economy
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Thought Masters: Beef Sensai
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woke does not make us go
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White Sox players such as Jorp Kleppo and Manganate Spapman are primed for big years
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I do not like this Little Guy
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what a day for nissan to announce the leaf is coming back. lib christmas
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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier … they’re saying many nouns … we’re hearing very strongly and more?
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Ok but seriously ketchup really does exhibit some quantum weirdness where you can observe it or you can buy it but you cannot simultaneously do both with satisfactory precision
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Also contains some excellent body horror stuff
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The official cereal of the Association of Maxillofacial Surgeons