Profile avatar
joeauerbach.bsky.social
Professional nerd. Hobbyist nerd. Biological nerd? he/him I think I wrote a book? It was sort of an accident, but it's in my linktree: linktr.ee/joe.auerbach
5,928 posts 544 followers 279 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

BREAKING The President of California’s largest union has been detained during an ICE raid.

No lie, this is a good idea for a sequel and I think it'll work* *as well as the original.

I gotta say, Musk thinking that Trump in the Epstein Papiers being Big News™ is hilarious. Because literally everyone with a single brain cell knew. Epstein's whole side hustle was basically offering rape as an additional service on flights, right?

🚨FINDINGS FROM MY REPORTING🚨 CFNL is like a lot of Christian Nationalist groups, in that they seem homegrown, but really, they aren't. The founders of this group are connected. One prominent connection is Louisiana US House Rep Clay Higgins. He wants publicly funded church libraries. 🧵

I repeat:

www.stereogum.com/2310834/talk...

Twitter: this is how men with huge balls fight. This is what masculinity looks like Bluesky: this is the first messy breakup of pride month

Holy cow, that Game Changer drinking game was amazing! I did not see the end coming. They nailed it.

I’ve uncovered CFNL’s tactics, donors, and their origins 🧵 Tactics: According to an anon source, CFNL views moderate republicans as the enemy, and often go after “RINOs”. I know the source of this tactic: Foundation for Applied Conservative Leadership. 🧵 facl-training.org/real-nature-...

The grocery store I shop at is having a grand reopening today. They were open yesterday too. Nothing has changed. You almost have to admire that audacity.

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them

I did it but I gave away the answer in the thumbnail if you don't want to watch.

this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion

I have long defended Chinas habit of disappearing mouthy billionaires and I think today has shown us all the merits of such a policy

Legit take and well said.

nebula.tv/videos/linds...

🚨 NEW INVESTIGATION 🚨 “Soft targets” That’s how CFNL refers to institutions like library boards, because they are easy to takeover. And that’s what they’ve tried to do, and they’ve tried to do it quietly. So I’ve spent the last year investigating them. antigravitymagazine.com/feature/citi...

Oops

This, but also let them play at all levels. Trans people matter a lot more than any sport.

What's with all the screaming? You like monkeys, you like ponies Maybe you don't like monsters so much Maybe I used too many monkeys

@deecherrywriter.bsky.social as promised (threatened) I am writing the scene where you die in a cult battle tonight. But you'll be glad to know that I changed my mind about you having half a face. Call that a weakness if you must.

I still think this is one of the most gutting notes I’ve ever read.