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Assistant editor @reason.com | John Brown stan, power pop aficionado
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Iran is currently barred from speaking until someone says its name; Israel says it has never played by those rules.
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Maybe the reason ICE wears masks is that they all look like what if Santa had a brother with a domestic violence record who couldn’t read
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He’s all of our Flanagan
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Side note: Did Em-Three-Gan always talk like GLaDOS or am I misremembering?
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He looks like if Gerald Ford had been awake for three straight days
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One month later. He’s not out of the woods but he’s MUCH better. Another month at this rate and he should be just about back to normal. We bought him this stroller for the time being but I think we’ll keep it in the rotation, he really seems to love being comfortable and closer to the action 🥰
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Every word in that post is somehow crazier than the one before, and that’s saying something
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First, the murder didn’t happen AT the house, so I’m on your wife’s side. Second, one of the first things I did when we were watching the FX series was look up what happened to OJ’s life size statue of himself. Turns out Flavor Flav has it 😞
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film nerd bsky, where we at
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In conclusion, it's a very silly topic with some very serious advice for news outlets. Thanks to @bencollins.bsky.social and @scottdikkers.bsky.social for chatting with me!
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To be honest I could've filled the word count just with my favorite @theonion.com headlines (and in fact I included several). Here's one portion I ended up cutting for space
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Tbh even talk radio sounds exhausting to me, and that’s usually just like 3 hours
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“In conclusion, the Civil War was a land of contrasts”
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My, my, my, my condolences to his family 😢
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He read this year’s theme and then just grabbed any single thing from his closet
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I love how Farrell went from the early-00s “oh he’s a BAD boy. He likes to DRINK. He has TATTOOS.” To in the 2010s just being like…a genuinely solid character actor who is best friends with Brendan Gleason and seems like such a kind soul
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This is Fox. Over the past 48 hours he started having trouble with his back, until today he couldn’t even stand on his hind legs. He’s not even that old, maybe 8 or 9? Anyway. He’s my special little guy and I don’t know what I’ll do if he doesn’t get better.
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It’s cool that I couldn’t be certain before looking which year this was from
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I remember a tweet that was like, “Cops on TV: brilliant detectives who work tirelessly to catch killers.
Cops in real life: officers ignore neighbors’ complaints about the smell of corpses for more than a year, catch the killer by accident”