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joelkinzel.bsky.social
Dad. Software Engineering. Not as funny as he thinks.
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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is worse than the Cubs winning the 2016 World Series.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot believe how truly awful Siri is. Apple releases the first phone assistant, allows it to languish, and now has arguably the worst experience when interacting with a voice assistant. Simple things require you to use another Apple device to get them playing on a HomePod. Truly baffling.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I think I figured out why Target is struggling to get customers in their stores.....it's because you need a GPS to find anything anymore.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Best idea I have seen on this site yet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying that the cookie ice cream sandwich is perfection but I’m also not not saying that.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This needs to come back immediately

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at the point where I just assume every “person” on social sites is a bot unless I know them in the real world.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

So Rory wins the Masters and Nike doesn’t even feature him on their front page? Seems like a missed opportunity to sell a bunch of gear…

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

The cosmos is the one thing that still brings me awe and wonder. It just so big, so expansive, and we know so little about it. It is hard to fathom that we ever will but it is filled with some of the coolest, wildest things.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

I just came across an ad for a $170 subscription based alarm clock. Y'all are out of your minds. What are we doing?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I deleted the entire Student Union website of a large university because I thought I was connected to test. I was able to restore it before we got any calls though.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning! Special shout out to my fellow Wisconsinites for handing the Space Moron a reality check.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not just you, even Panatons agrees everything is going to shit. “Pantone selects a color each year that captures the global zeitgeist—the Color of the Year express a global mood and an attitude, reflecting collective desire in the form of a single, distinct hue.”

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe we invented AI that “writes” software before we got robots to do all the shitty house work no one wants to do. You nerds got it backwards.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Can we please stop fucking with the bats? www.newsweek.com/new-coronavi...

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submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Why is Slack suddenly not able to clear notification from the activity tab? Everything is read and the dot persists.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning Boston!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Top Signs You Have Too Much Time On Your Hands 1. You post top 10 lists on social media constantly...

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I have so many dreams where I am in Europe and taking trains places. Last night was a train to Paris.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Winter break reminds me every year of how under paid teachers are.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

submitted 167 days ago • 301 comments

I just got a fortune cookie with no fortune inside. That’s like a bad omen right?

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments