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me to gavin newsome: “you will never be glamour!”

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afternoon coffee is so fucking good

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do you own your labubu? or does your labubu own you?

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was jesus circumsized? i need to know

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the secret to a mcdonalds burger lies in sweet tang of the pickles touching the ketchup, the chewiness of the bun, and the smokey aftertaste of the patty.

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my brain is 4 way stretch

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americas collective mental health got a lot better once people en masse started cyberbullying katy perry

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i got a labubu! im officially going to heaven when i die!!

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ANOTHER wicked movie???

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drag race is for the youths now isnt it

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at least once a week, I think of Jeb Bush’s iconic “Please clap”

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the guy primarying nancy pelosi is so hot

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tattoo planning/designing is my new favorite hobby

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grimes isnt allowed at pride until she fulfills her civic duty

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thinking about getting a bunch of tattoos

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im actually too good at boggle

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im in nyc/regressing

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Death Becomes Her the musical made me so appreciative to be a faggot

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

i think the left needs a moral panic to get on the rights nerves. and i think it should be about churches being money laundering schemes.

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starting the artists way bc of doechii

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

i truly love salad

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how it feels one week of no coffee

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like, im hot now, but i think i’ll be like model hot when Im 45

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

i just love been a chill guy, wearin socks and sandals, eating carrots and sittin outside

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it is absolutely wild what 10 hours of sleep can do for the brain

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“I can’t please everybody." "You’re not pleasing anybody.” “So you agree with me.”

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

i love getting older my mind gets more comfortable by the day like a birkenstock sandal i just become easier and more myself

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

i swear to god; im from an alternate universe where they made a Space Jam 2 but Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes played baseball

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la is just new jersey with palm trees

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i feel like progressives need to come up with another brand. “progress” as a concept feels linear and implies change that clearly scares people or feels like work. i think “fairness” could be a stronger core message.

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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 118 days ago • 117 comments

just doin gurlie things like thinking about how we could write a new constitution

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hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my gigantic dump truck ass

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fellas, is it gay?

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the white queer mullet is an appropriation of a class signifier to project a moral alignment with the working poor and theoretically a larger movement of oppressed people. if i have a mullet i dont work in private equity, i don’t have a trust fund. if i have a mullet im not a capitalist.

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Alexa, the power of Christ compels you.

submitted 129 days ago • 6 comments

Grant, if you’re reading this, Im sorry for farting so much tonight but its sortof your fault for feeding me so many beans

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment