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A 3-legged dog is a good pet for someone who likes to avoid eye contact with strangers.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t remember half of these people trying to stop Kony in 2012!

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Between The Brutalist and his Oscar’s speech, I’ve devoted more time to Adrian Brody than any other stranger in 2025.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I will literally smash my car into the median to get the two-finger biker wave.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Fact check: nearly 70 percent of US money for Ukraine actually went to US defense industry to replenish the stocks of OLD stuff that went to Ukraine to use. Much of which we would have paid to destroy as their lifespan expired.

submitted 110 days ago • 641 comments

I said Happy Black History Month!!!

submitted 122 days ago • 7 comments

First attempt at a pan de mie in my new Pullman loaf pan.

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

submitted 125 days ago • 381 comments

Must read for California www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...

submitted 131 days ago • 35 comments

🌍🔥😃

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

"Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day today, haven't we?" "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow though." - Grant and Sherman after the disaster of the first day of Shiloh, April 1862. They won the next. Today is one of the bad days in American history. Better days will come.

submitted 137 days ago • 730 comments

This is illegal, is it not?

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

I sincerely hope nerd billionaires moving to Austin to be cosplay cowboys wakes everyone up just to how unserious they really are.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

Zuck’s Jiu Jitsu training has shown him how to properly submit.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Guaranteed fire food (and later irritable bowels) if you see this in any small-town restaurant.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Would like to block all accounts that have used “my guy” even once in any post or comment.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Might re-enable targeted ads on YouTube TV so it learns I don’t have a cat and would rather not see litter box commercials while I eat a meal.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

I followed @godpod.bsky.social and then this happened.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Millennials are the most naturally adept generation at detecting AI.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Have the extra slice of pie. Whip the cream yourself. Pour the Bailey’s you found in the back of your parents wine cooler that expired in 2019 into your decaf. Live a little.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Went to Cheesecake Factory to see the Sauron decor for myself (and my anniversary) and all it cost me was $150 and a damn good time.

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Whole wheat sourdough waffles made-to-freeze after demolishing 5 pancakes from the same batter.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments