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god, Jimmy Kimmel is an awful interviewer. He has the warmth and energy of a hostage at gunpoint. He makes the Hot Ones guy look like James Lipton. Is there no one waiting in the wings to replace him? Is there zero competition for late night hosting gigs? Is it a penance?

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J.D. Vance's airpods right now: m.youtube.com/watch?v=xFYQ...

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Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

submitted 9 hours ago • 17 comments

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

submitted 9 hours ago • 55 comments

and they're doing this on REAGAN'S DEATH DAY???? HAPPY PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 10 hours ago • 79 comments

I've had one half of History's Worst Dyad muted since keyword mutes were first enabled here, so this afternoon has been a delightful exercise in implied narrative. Worldbuilders take note.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Why is it always "you need to learn how to take a joke," and never "I need to learn to read the fucking room"?

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

man, if today's pot WEREN'T five times more powerful than the schwag they were passing around at Woodstock, I would be severely disappointed. www.ft.com/content/6383...

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“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

submitted 11 hours ago • 27 comments

Basic question: Shared Word document with a reviewer leaving comments. If one of the comments highlights a sentence and says "take this out," the comment vanishes when I delete the sentence. Is there any way to preserve the comment while still deleting the sentence?

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"the land between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea will be Jewish because a whole lot of Jews live there, and will continue to live there. It just won't, and can't, ONLY be Jewish. It must, can, and will always also be Palestinian." www.forever-wars.com/zohran-mamda...

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"When Cuomo and Tilson, neither of whom are Jewish, try to scandalize remarks like Mamdani's, they will always have to speak in euphemism, because they have no way of explaining why a state of all its equal citizens is bad." www.forever-wars.com/zohran-mamda...

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"Learn the difference between being uncomfortable and being harmed" is a good lesson for many contexts

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21st Century Doofus: we need to return to the stoic ideal, where men didn't complain and women made pies all the time, just pies and children, and nobody complained 19th Century Person: fuck I hate wearing a vest and a coat and a big sweaty hat when going to market in July UGH I hate the old west

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An immigration judge on Thursday granted bond to a Massachusetts high school student who was arrested on his way to volleyball practice last weekend.

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My bitch Found Wife took me to Found Family court and took the Found Kids before doing an Enemies to Lovers with her fucking attorney

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I answer the doorbell and find Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa waiting outside Nintendo President: For not immediately rushing to buy a Switch 2 you have passed the true test… Patience. Here is your reward, a Switch 3

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Here’s the thing. You will never get obsessed with something that is Good and Awesome. You can only get obsessed with something that is Kind Of Stupid and Could Be Better Easily

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"The state’s police oversight agency will make its case at a closed-door hearing beginning Thursday for why one of the former Stoughton Police officers involved in the Sandra Birchmore case should never again work in law enforcement in Massachusetts."

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When I call the bay area VCs drug addled degenerates, it’s not because I am trying to shame recreational drug use, it’s because some of the most influential and wealthy people in the country have taken so many drugs that they have given themselves literal schizoaffective disorders

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"I Know What You Did Last Summer" is the most distinctly American horror premise, "what if there were consequences for running a pedestrian over"

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"data follows reality. It does not create it. The reason the Democratic Party is so profoundly unpopular today is that people do not know what it stands for. There is simply no way to change this by saying, “We will ask you all what you liked yesterday, and do that tomorrow.”"

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it would be great to have a mayor no one outside nyc has to hear about

submitted 16 hours ago • 8 comments

/ TEMP: 81 DEGREES / DEW PT: 63 DEGREES / DEW PT OF 63 DEGREES? / LETS CONSULT THE DEW PT DANKNESS SCALE / O MEYE THATS DANK

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its pretty funny there's a debate about Losing Young Men & Why on the dem side while the trump admin is assigning 22 year old college guys to lead up DHS antiterrorism departments. im not sure how you're supposed to counter "we give you and your frat house the keys to the government no questions"

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the year is 2025. i tap my phone to my high speed metro's contactless payment system so it can take me to pride night at the ballpark. abortion is illegal in 14 states and the operating animus of half the country's politics is that trans people shouldn't be allowed near sports. it's a confusing time

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heckin mortal puppos

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when you think about it, the palmer raids were the mean tweets of their time

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ok but i need the male character origin stories (marcus fenix, james bond) to be the same as the tomb raider reboot where lara croft was crying the whole time about being bad at stuff. i need marcus and 007 to be fully drool-sobbing that they're bad at shooting a gun or whatever. this is equality.

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One of the most absurd examples was Buncombe County manager Avril Pinder snapping that county government "can't do everything" when locals demanded drinkable water after Helene.

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ICE aggression against citizens and a city council member here in Chicago

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if i were attacked in the street i would simply time my blocks to line up with the beginning of the enemy attack (assuming they make some sort of grunt or "shing!" noise as they wind up) and deliver a punishing counterattack

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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

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before he died, David Lynch called me to say there was $350k buried under a big W

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you don't have to acknowledge the legit use cases for AI when you hate on AI. you can just hate. the legit use cases will be fine

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Autism Moms are such a wild breed. They'll act like the preeminent ASD expert in every room But then they'll do shit like talk about the nonverbal ASD client standing two feet away as if they're furniture, like...bro you know they can HEAR you right??

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