johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
Starting to think we need to recalibrate for extreme solutions to current problems.
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Gotta settle for outrage at citizens disrupting peaceful cross burnings.
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I’m gonna keep reposting this until I win a Social Media Pulitzer.
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Propaganda works. Obama saluted while holding a coffee cup once while Trump insults troops everyday but those two things were shown on the news in exactly opposite proportion to how often they happened in real life. bsky.app/profile/gbaj...
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Well then they’ll all be going to prison as soon as we invent some kind of “Local Guard.”
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Nut up, buttercup!
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You know a great place for diversity of opinion? The Washington Post. Brilliant choice there, billionaire Mark Cuban!
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Bluesky literally is the USA mainstream circa 2014, where people pushing obnoxious horseshit were rightfully ridiculed mercilessly.
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I hope so, these underground tunnels are kinda shit!
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I just hope it doesn’t turn out like the BLM protests, where the protestors burned every building in Chicago to the ground.
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I’m just realizing that my first question seems to have made you cranky. It would be an amazing gag to act like I don’t understand why.
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But what did your reality symbolize?
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what do you think the period represented?
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clooney.burnafterreading. doyoulikesurprises.gif
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Can only e photographed at Dutch angles!
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Yes but the violence ended forever in the USA after the heroes of the FBI solved the stone cold whodunnit in Mississippi Burning.
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Tough break they didn’t call it the Ultimate Critical Thinking Championship.
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I was expecting Gavin Newsom to be inspirational and smart and principled and have a lot of guts. Boy did I have another think coming!
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Ugh and now they’re associated with the global warming hoax! Yesterday was cold somewhere, explain THAT, Professor Temperature!
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You’re popping capybaras in our asses.
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You are being an APOLOGIST for fascism!!!!
Just kidding. 😉 Hey, I can’t help of dreaming of a better world with smoother flow.
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The big misstep is there just should have been an action thriller called “Stiffler” where he avenges dozens of acts of consensual sex with his mother.
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If the left acted like the right, there would be a libel suit against JKR right now backed by $5 billion in lawyer power.
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The meter on that chant is fucking awful with that pause after ICE and the back- beats emphasis. It should flow like this:
NO ice, no Kkk, no FASCists in the Usa (1 beat then repeat)
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We need to coin a new word that means more pathetic than pathetic.
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Putting together a hardscrapple crew of builders out of a teeming mass of white South Africans hanging out near a Home Depot.
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Nah man it gonna be Brianna Wu.
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I’m old as fuck but I pass by just describing everything as rizz.
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You haff sank… my battal sheep
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LJ, fine stuff, not that your confident ass needs me to say so. I always liked when people complimented specific stuff about my work (failed musician!) so: scabrous bastard; q for god is find/replace. Those are my 2 fave grace notes.
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Yeah, kinda hard to be a human being without a face or a name.
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When N Korea donated a bunch of soldiers to the cause and the very first result was they deserted in droves, that was a right larf!
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To wit: Russia getting its ass kicked 10 ways from Monday by Ukraine.
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Oh but it’s already been “shut down” by the courts, so the danger is over. Great job, everyone!
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My own hearts and minds contribution
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omfg
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That sharpie price point isn’t realistic, therefore Bari is a hero, actually
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I don’t know what you mean also I don’t know what is a pronoun, is it a noun with a job?
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and the Disco Dazzler, don’t you fucking erase her contribution!