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Things we might have in common: •Toronto-Based Complaining •Speculative Fiction of all types •Book Collecting •Food and Drink of almost any variety •Being "Left" in a way that doesn't mean "Centrist"
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We did a lot of our own math when we took our mortgage. My dad (mid60s) pressed us to go to a broker, not just iur bank. We told him our manageable numbers worked to ~750k max. "Oh but with your income, you could get 900k easy!" And live in fear of rate hikes, eating buttered noodles, sure.

I have sent a copy of ‘The Onion’ to every member of Congress. To spread its message to less powerful people, I have also taken out an ad in a lesser newspaper. Read my full letter here: theonion.com/why-im-sendi...

Facebook decided to suspend my account because of a piece (below) I wrote Monday about violence which in no way advocates for it (but does point out who is violent in the current ruckus).

diversity is essential (1/2)

Summerhill Market, the perpetual lane blocker on Bathurst? Either their trucks or their extremely important customers who need to park directly outside the doors?

Honestly? Better movie.

Not really, since Phase 4

Translate from NYT to English: "I am so, so, so scared of losing my access and fading from relevance"

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

THREAD: As India launches strikes against Pakistan tonight, misinformation is rapidly spreading online. I'll fact-check viral falsehoods in this thread. This video, viewed over 660,000 times, shows Israeli air strikes on Gaza in October 2023. It's unrelated to Indian strikes tonight.

Renaissance suggests a Stimpyaissance.

People are saying he’s “Phil Dunphy coded” and I don’t not see it…….

on "not begun to feel the pain": A coworker bought an AllClad pan from a small kitchen shop Friday. Manager said "You're lucky, that's the last one from our last shipment. When new stock comes in, the price is going up." People keep saying "the tariffs are hurting us," but...not yet they aren't.

The thing with Pedro Pascal is he not only gives a fuck; he knows he's huge enough to spend all day trashing bigots safely because entire franchises are built around him atm. He's no dispensable Gina Carano-tier secondary guy. This also underlines how most famous artists as big as him are cowards.