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jolath.bsky.social
Middle-aged warehouse laborer. Not happy about it. Consumerism is killing us all. Everything is stupid. I don't think things are going to get better anytime soon. I am just here to avoid doing more meaningful activities.
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I am anti-evil but pro chaos. Does that help?
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They lowered the quality of their frozen products to the point that people aren't buying them no matter how cheap, and they aren't cheap, so they are trying cross branding to boost sales.
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Not if it's a dry sneeze.
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They are the only ones keeping Godzilla at bay and all we do is make fun of them for it.
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"Hi! I'm America! And this is JACKASS!"
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I don't like the way my mental health is leaning.
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I think he is trying to figure out how to turn it sideways, so I would be careful what you say.
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I still haven't seen the first one. Will I understand the sequel?
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It's not easy being mauve.
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And the 2019 Shaft is a sequel to the 2000 Shaft. 2019 is like, Son of Shaft, but they wouldn't commit to it.
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Stretched the limits? What?
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You really think any of these DOGE boys can throw a dart? They might be shooting at with a nerf gun.
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I feel like I am strapped into one of those clockwork orange rigs parked in front of a fan, hovering over the fan is a giant ass with a massive turd a wiggle away from releasing. This is not my kink.
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A blue whale made of feces.
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If ice cooled your water eventually you would have a cup of ice.
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What exactly is the plan with the handful of teeth? Are they going to try and glue them back in or are they just cleaning up the court, so no one slips on some teeth?
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Really subtle about what they are going for there, I almost didn't catch it.
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As much of an influence the character may have had on me as a child in informing my opinion of what being a man meant. Worf was a terrible dad. Like really bad. He kind tried, decided it wasn't his thing and gave up.
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A sitcom based around Q and the spy gadget lab might be ok.
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That sounds like the start of an action/comedy movie.
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Every time I watch an episode of Nova I call myself a nerd for having decided to watch an episode of Nova.
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This is a very good comment, but I cannot like it.
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It's not like a bagel is healthier than a muffin or donut. I would rather eat a smoke salmon scone then a blueberry bagel.
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Unfortunately, they are made of tinker toys held together with paper clips, scotch tape, and twine.
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The extent of the delusion is simply astounding. YOU HAVE BUILT A TOY. Lots of people have engaged with it because playing with toys is fun. That doesn’t mean we want or need a magic 8-ball to run our businesses.
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Probably fucking his sister.
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How many shit-tons in a fuck-ton?
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What exactly would the descendants of the slaves be paying for? Their ancestors boat ride? In what remotely conceivable way are they indebted to anybody?
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You have my condolences. Or mazel tov?
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I just want a cookie! (or 3)
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I just want google to work the way google worked when google first worked.
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I say this as a lifelong nerd who plays video games. Nerds on the internet ruin everything. Gamers are the worst nerds on the internet.
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But isn't that how you get bird flu?
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"Now you listen here Ram. Violence nev💥BAM💥 The ram proceeds to headbutt me in the face until it is impossible for me to say anymore stupid nonsense to it.
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In hilariously idiotic ways.
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Highly Under-rated
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The Salad Hobbler must show up in a video game now. Probably could end up in a few dnd games.
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What? People don't like sarcasm? Since when?
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I think the word you are looking for is politics. This is how politics work. Pretend there is a problem. Make it worse. Solve the problem you made. Blame someone else every step of the way.
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Income was part of that sure, but demographics were way different. Far more of the country lived in small towns built around one large factory, the suburbs weren't a thing. Police operated far differently. We were spread out, now we are concentrated around urban centers.
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Biker Paul Giamatti looking jackass. Damn. Sometimes you just can't hide the softness.
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I'm gonna be at work. There won't be tv near me and I'm not supposed to have my phone out. It's gonna be weird day. Or.... I just... I don't know. I just don't fucking know what's about to happen.
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I tried being a free thinker once. It was kind of like only using tubi and pluto. You can get by, but it's kind of depressing.
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Paper or plastic?
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I don't think either of them had to make much effort on selling that. Those look like pretty natural reactions to me.
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Well, now every time I fold up a slice I am going to hear that sound.
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no
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I thought Dice was dead.