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jon-c.bsky.social
Assistant to the Regional Manager @ Antifa | #ALLCAPS fan in NC | arena visitor (25 of 32) | chicken wing aficionado | dog enthusiast
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Our hyenas are laughing with you.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

There are skeptics out there who believe [LITERAL ACCOUNT OF WHAT THE TECHNOLOGY DOES] and don't believe [SCIENCE-FICTIONAL HYPE STORY OF WHAT TECHNOLOGY MARKETERS WANT TO CONVINCE INVESTORS AND CUSTOMERS THE TECHNOLOGY WILL MAGICALLY SOMEDAY ACHIEVE]

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

I signed the final bills Melissa Hortman shepherded through the most narrowly divided legislature in the county. All of them bipartisan. We debated, we found common ground, and we compromised. That’s how democracy should function.

submitted 9 hours ago • 518 comments

Update: it's delicious 😋

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Shit. I forgot about another... my brain rarely works. Hulk Hogan sat behind on my on a flight (RDU ->LAS). This was on Southwest Airlines (🤮), surprisingly.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life

submitted 20 hours ago • 18 comments

Happy adobo ranch @ chipotle day (for those who observe)

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

This is THE energy ✨

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

*chuckling to myself* amateurs

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

bees = sky orcas

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

😒

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Things are dogshit, but I am very proud to work here today.

submitted 4 days ago • 47 comments

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

submitted 4 days ago • 482 comments

Rode in an elevator with certified tall boy Aliaksei Protas

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

no way he recovers from this.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky is the #1 app for introspection

submitted 5 days ago • 141 comments

Saw a post on reddit about the best breakfast burrito in Raleigh- the consensus winner was a food truck (Mr. Burro). I looked it up, and found it was parked at a gas station about a mile from my office... until last month when it moved to the other side of the city. Truly heartbreaking 😭

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At age 39, Alex Ovechkin broke his leg and scored 44 goals. Come on. COME. ON.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Russia will negotiate in 2 weeks 🤝 FSD will work in 2 years lies journalists will earnestly report every time

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning logging on

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

but how do I dip it in bleu cheese

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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I hear calls for “civility” I believe that many of us are mistaking docility for civility

submitted 6 days ago • 85 comments

Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:

submitted 7 days ago • 91 comments

Terry Moran was fired for being objective instead of neutral, for prioritizing truth over balance.

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🥲 youtu.be/wHZoJ1vNYjE?...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

LAPD out there like

submitted 8 days ago • 344 comments

The document I've been waiting for my whole life: avocado.org.au/wp-content/u...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell

submitted 9 days ago • 36 comments

**taps paragraph from Hunter S. Thompson's Nixon obituary**

submitted 9 days ago • 22 comments

Spencer Carbery for the Jack Adams was a no-brainer. Here's the full voting breakdown for the NHL's coach of the year and a closer look at how he transformed the Capitals from imposters to legitimate contenders in a year's time:

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments