jon-k.bsky.social
Baltimorean, Ex-Philadelphian.
You were sick, but now you’re well, and there’s work to do.
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[makes posts that suck]
Wow I can’t believe how much this is everyone else’s fault smh
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Someone sold SO MUCH Mary Kay to get that thing it’s crazy
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Is this like the screenshot version of putting a big mat around a picture when you frame it to make it feel fancier
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I went to high school with a Megan McArdle so I keep seeing these editorials and thinking “wow she sucks now” before remembering this is a totally different person. Sorry, innocent Megan of my youth.
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someone needs to kick open the door for all those puns
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why did we let the saddest boys write the future
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man you can’t do this out of context my lizard brain gets too excited lol
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it seems like it’s only going to get progressively dumber, too. the more people use AI to produce writing, the more AI will be scraping AI produced copy to learn from and the errors will become canon
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Just bring back the “legal” methods from when their grandparents came in. Make people stand in a line, write their name in a book, make sure they don’t have tuberculosis, then wave them through.
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why is his official white house photo asking if it hurt when i fell from heaven
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isn’t the main storyline of that guy’s game “get dropped out of a plane and shoot” and literally nothing else
because yeah ai could probably do that
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guys whose wives very publicly leave them for coworkers don’t tend to make super great decisions for the next couple weeks
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gotta see how they poll before making a decision, hedge baby hedge
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what if i do it in dc and i wear a red hat am i ok then
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You’re a much bigger person than I am lol
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i'm demanding you grow a neck, guy i've literally never heard of that looks terrified to be on tv
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it's just so crazy that it might not work
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is it bad that i'm not as mad as i should be because my data has been leaked by credit cards and hacked corporations like 14 times in the past decade to the point I doubt there's anything new in the SSA anymore?
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All the other dipshittery here aside why on earth would we be rewarding Oprah for unleashing Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil on us with the presidency
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i'm big mad but also that shit barely worked to begin with so it's kinda dumping a truckload of shit into a shit quarry
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brb googling all the worst dickheads in this administration and making deepfakes of us waterskiing together
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i feel like we're headed for something orders of magnitude dumber...like musk intentionally crashing bitcoin to destroy el salvador's economy from prison and then hiring every adult male in the country as a spaceX employee to paratroop them into the US
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We need whatever the political version is of when two guys in a cartoon punch each other at the same time and both of them get knocked out
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So when they set up that table and said “debate me” all I had to do was show up and chat about balls for a bit?
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I’m beginning to wonder if food seasoning actually introduces some kind of critical brain enzyme
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Lmao there’s so much turbo cope happening with dudes who put American flags in their names
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People who can’t suck a little joy marrow out of these shitty old bones are determined to die mad
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I would make a joke but honestly he’s the luckiest of all of them because not a human on the planet knows his real name
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Tomorrow’s executive orders are going to be REALLY good
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Look at this falling down “I meant to do that” ass motherfucker lol
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PLEASE STOP MAKING LIGHT OF MY WIFE'S HIP DYSPLASIA
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i never really paid attention before did the secretary of defense usually do things other than complain about shit on the internet
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Cool tactical friendship bracelet bro
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it's the philly way. we get a nice thing and have to suffer for a few years. we can't be the perpetual underdog if we always win
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i can't imagine what a mindfuck that kind of weird generational confusion must be like, i was genuinely relieved to realize all my people got here too late to be mixed up in that and all their historical garbage is an ocean away
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hey i know for a FACT you don't enjoy this what gives
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which oppressed group can we punish for the regrets i'm sure exist about that tattoo
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Gi unit
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oh THAT'S why they're called ball jars
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idk why but aldi always makes me feel like i'm shopping in a renovated indoor hotel pool. lidl's been pretty good to me though.
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i don't even understand what is happening but the cadence of it makes me feel like someone died and i like it
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*urine