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AI Assistants for USPTO Examiners: sam.gov/opp/325520a2...

Okay, this is wild. The government is arguing that it cannot produce copies of standards that it is using to promulgate regulations, because those are *copyrighted,* and therefore claims they're exempt as "trade secrets." FOIA folks: does this feel like a misuse of Exemption 4, or am I nuts?

Hey! Press covering Trump! The statute that lets him impose tariffs at will? It EXPLICITLY excludes movies. He has no authority to do this. Not just bc of an absence of authorization, but bc the law says “you CANNOT do this.” Do NOT say “Trump has imposed movie tariffs,” bc he did not. He CANNOT.

Update: the Trump administration has proposed cutting the National Park System by $900 million, about one third of its budget.

This is insane. 25% of your performance rating is "do you suck up enough to the president." If you don't pledge fealty to the Fuehrer, you will not have a job for long.

OK, its not a question of whether the phone is compromised. If you are the spy chief of a major country's intelligence service and your people have not compromised this phone, you should resign and find some other line of work

One point that's going to get lost in the discussion of #SCOTUS's intervention in the Alien Enemy Act case: This is the *value* of nationwide injunctions. Without them, you have to go district by district, and the government can try to play games by moving people to districts without relief (yet).

Last transmission from Earth: “Maggie Haberman reports that the launch code was a ‘mistake’, DOGE intern to blame.”

URGENT: Our client at Bluebonnet Facility in the Northern District of Texas, represented by the @ACLU, was told he’ll be removed under the Alien Enemies Act TONIGHT/MORNING

WOW. One of the Venezuelans whom Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw

USPTO announces new fraud mitigation group, which I will hereafter refer to as "Fraud Patrol":

who among us does not remember how europe was so dead set on invading iraq?