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jonjberg.bsky.social
Software dev, Hawkeye fan.
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So, if he had a police cruiser, he's either a cop or the police there are wildly irresponsible with their equipment, right? Occam's Razor implies the killer is a cop.
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How the fuck did it take them 1.5 hours to think, "Hey, maybe we should check on the other elected official who lives near here."?
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The party of domestic terrorists is terrorizing domestically.
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Despicable Me-ass bird
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Ol' "Give 'em the" Bird living up to her name, working hard to turn red counties blue.
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I played that damn speeder bike level probably a million times and beat it just once. But let me tell you, it was an amazing feeling up until I died almost immediately in the next level.
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Of course, the Artemis program kept the secret twins safe until they could be deployed after the Apollo moon landings.
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I definitely don't want to hear this shit from ze Germans.
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Who's the dipshit in front of her that can't figure out how to take his hat off during the anthem? Fucking morons.
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On the plus side, Mel Brooks won't need as much makeup to pull off Yogurt again.
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"... into the sun."
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"We at the network want a bro with attitude. You've heard the expression 'Let's get busy'? Well, this is a bro who gets biz-zay... consistently and thoroughly!"
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I've read (but not tried so don't get mad at me if it doesn't work) that a few slices of American cheese have enough sodium citrate to make it work if you add them in.
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wait til my mastodon server hears about this!
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POPE LEO: Please God, don't let the White Sox have the worst record again this year. GOD: [smites Rockies]
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I think she's trying for a dramatic flare.
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shit sipper
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My wife has gone all in on using "flaccid penis" in place of "pussy" in the pejorative, since in her words, pussies are strong and penises are not.
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a lot of this going on: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmzG...
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Enjoy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5z...
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Dave, you're rich. Why do we need to tell you that you're a special little boy too?
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hate ages you
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the hero we need in these times: bsky.app/profile/crys...
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Didn't know about Sand's response to the trans athlete question. Makes you wonder who else's rights he finds expendable.
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We bought a Switch for our kids a few years ago because it allows them to have a "modern" console for less than a PS5 or Xbox whatever the fuck the current version is. But now they're asking when we'll get a Switch 2...
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This is all well and good until your kids get older, and they cry about how all their friends have PS[N > 5]s.
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my hobby is rewriting my will over and over again.
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Man lost his wife to the most divorced man on the planet. Doesn't know when to walk away from the table.
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What's a well if not a closet for water. Let Jessica out of the closet!
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you're never gonna be president, bro.
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broken clocks, etc.
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Bending it like Uzbek-ham
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Making notes, as my children also practice this art and my 15yo dog has started throwing up her food at least one a month.
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More Dale?
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That's a lot of words to say you never watched the show.
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Literally just watched the episode where Hank questioned his vote for George W Bush because he had a weak handshake. There's no way he's buying what Trump is selling. He'd probably write in Eisenhower or something.
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Think you guys need to get your lawyers involved, because I found a store that's brazenly stealing this design: nemoshirt.com/product/we-a...
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Like Spaulding from Caddyshack drinking the leftover beers and getting one with a cigarette in it?
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Vetted by whom?
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I have to do BSA and AML training every year and I have literal smoke coming out of my ears reading this.
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GOP loves them some death panels.
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Kenta Maeda a fucking mess of that start.