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#1 Sunday Times bestselling author, because apparently that matters. New Statesman, New World, Oh God What Now, The Newsletter of (Not Quite) Everything, Paper Cuts (RIP). Not an American.
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hmm lack of profile image suggests otherwise I'm afraid x
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I don't know why but I'm reading this like the ad for Hank Scorpio's evil tech company town youtu.be/foU9W7AkKSY
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Same, this time beer: this person has never posted.
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thanks James - hope you're doing well xx
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no worries xx
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beautiful job you did reading the room here mate
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aww, thanks man, very kind of you. if money's really tight let me know and you can read for free, always happy to offer comps
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thanks mate xx
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spoken like someone who has never done anything regrettable on a public platform while drunk there
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also this is what I'd written on tuesday which made me start drunkposting that night oviously sorry
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We were both divorced: one of the things that drew us together was that shared experience, and the sense that we'd know what we were doing this time. Which makes it even more unreasonable she then went and did this to me really.
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He once sent Agnes a telegram
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I remember that! There are a lot of people without whose help I'm not sure I would still be here, but I owe more to Andrew Swan than I'll ever be able to express. He's looking after Henry Scampi for me next week. Agnes would like that he's still the dog's godfather, I think
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I'm very sorry to hear that x
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thanks man x
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fuck's sake I thought we were safe from you here
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Duggers is mainly trawling Threads for stories in which people don't realise they're the baddies these days, so she can text them to her friends
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ahh man I'm sorry, that's incredibly young to lose a parent. thank you. hope you're doing okay x
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She would be simultaneously annoyed by the idea of being content, and also that more people weren't clicking
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Half the population of Canada live south of Milan
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Ha! My experience with an extremely fluffy doodle makes me suspect it's not so much aesthetic as "YOU LET THOSE PEOPLE DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME"
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I'm aware. Warmer summers, too, I think?
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firstly he never wants that and secondly he's just had one
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not the small ones
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yes yes but their ancestors did and cats are not that far removed from their wild cousins in the way dogs are,
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lot of cute pet stories in response to this but I don't really understand how any of these creatures ever functioned in the wild
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that's lovely
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He has, though he eats less when he's uncomfortable so obviously I am low-key worried he's dying again