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Writer and producer (mostly Doctor Who-related things). Winchester City Councillor for St Barnabas ward. 🔶 For council enquiries email: [email protected]
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There are only about half a dozen people in the country gullible enough to believe this sort of nonsense, and unfortunately they're all in the cabinet.

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#EveryAlbumIOwn Rio. Duran Duran. 1982. Top 3 tunes: Rio, Hungry Like The Wolf, The Chauffeur You can skip: New Religion Rating: 9/10 All the singles are great, everything on side one is great. I suppose I'm going to have to get their albums now, aren't I? "Mouse is alive, juices like wine"

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Not difficult if the human brain is the one belonging to Nick Clegg.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

"He was originally going to say Blackpool".

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#JonnysTrekTrek All Our Yesterdays. I remember this one well, it's very good even if the time travel rules make no sense.

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

It's hard to see how they could do more!

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#EveryAlbumIOwn (Revisit) Bellybutton. Jellyfish. 1990. Top 3 tunes: That Is Why, She Still Loves Him, Now She Knows She's Wrong You can skip: All I Want... (but even that's great) Rating: 10/10 Homage city (the first song is basically Let Me Roll It) cos they are all nerdy musos but amazing songs.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Possibly the "What's so bad about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water" joke from Hitch-Hiker's. It took me about 20 years to get.

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Still reeling at the news that a new song by Half Man Half Biscuit, “Record Store Day”, contains the line “Oh I do like to re-release my B-sides” #musichall

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The Bridge On The River Kwai

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Hence the famous opening line: "I am he as you are he as he's not going to sell many ice creams going at that speed".

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Tonight's SF classic. (It might not be classed as science fiction, but "surrealist fantasy" is more-or-less the same thing.

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I stuck a power cable up Professor Brian Cox. Not a single volt was produced. Ergo, QED, knowledge is not power.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Pulp all look like teachers that lost their school pupils in a cave collapse in 1987.

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Yeah, you try running an electric heater off of Professor Brian Cox, see how far you get.

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