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jookymakeyoukooky.bsky.social
Jooky, it’s a party in a can.
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Stephen miller has already masturbated 27 times to this video.
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True.
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At least Trump had nice dinner theater watching live satellite feeds of our military in action. Think of it as the parade he actually wanted.
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It’s not attention span, it not wanting to read a bunch of garbage from a crazy woman.
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It’s sad that the sons feel the need to grease their hair back like their piece of shit father used to do.
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Clear and to the point..
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Eeeeewwww.
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Vance now at war with a large couch.
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The ad was obviously in motion before Trump bombed Iran—without congressional oversight. @bencollins.bsky.social: “The Onion is known for its oracular ability to predict the next great American horror, but the timing on this might be the most prescient bit of The Onion’s reporting yet.”
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He’ll be fine shooting protesters when the time comes.
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Both
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Van jones is a total fucking lightweight.
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Every single day!
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Good advice.
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All of his cabinet is full of no-expertise morons anyway. Listen to them, don’t listen to them, it doesn’t matter.
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From the guy that never worked a day in his life.
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Is that Vic Mackey in the middle?
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Land mines in a planned buffer zone is not the same as indiscriminate mining in a war zone.
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The co-president is the last person that talked to Trump.
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Thankfully he already has one foot in the grave.
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How about stop voting for shitty maga legislation and nominees?
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Corey Lewandowski has been known to assault women.
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I like your clear and to the point style.
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A piece of shit like Mike Lee has no shame.
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Water bottle w/vodka.
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Did he ever marry his “girlfriend”?
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He used to be a supposed serious constitutional senator.
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The one on the right shows bias as well by making the dots huge.
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I was kidding.
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Fuck you assholes.
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He probably had a large load in his diaper.
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This real? From today?
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This is rock solid. The roommates don’t even need to be interviewed.
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Addiction is a horrible disease. If he wasn’t such a piece of shit I might have some empathy.
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Hi ladies.
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Every tinpot dictator loves a good military parade.
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For real?
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They were sleeping together.
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Ha ha, I just confused them with AIPAC.
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The pinnacle of western civilization: blasting black smoke out of your jacked up truck.
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Is it safe to assume this will also affect Trump’s ability to deploy regular military?
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He did the old both sides need to turn down the temperature shtick.
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Wut??
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People are feeling depressed and hopeless. No one is actually laughing, it may not be helpful but that’s some people deal with it.
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You clearly didn’t see fetterman’s post.
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Thx for clarifying.