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josh.mast.zone
Respected industry professional. Principal engineer in the capitalism factory. Computer Plumber. Nix weirdo. I work at a company and I previously worked at a bunch of other companies. Always gave a damn, never gave a fuck.
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Oh cool, this would take me about two weeks. lol, lmao

@dirtgod.bsky.social

Every day I go on this website and I am ruthlessly assaulted by something I don't care about

Going in for a handshake and making sure to show off my corporate tattoos

The most controversial random restaurant in bluesky history

Nobody goes on the computer anymore

"HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL" https://bonequest.com/9560

Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me

Watched a new-to-infrastructure teammate dig into the Terraform I've built over the past three years and manage to spin up a new app in dev/prod in a day. Feels good! and mildly terrifying!

Please lord I do not want to install VS Code on here

they no longer recognize me as their father, and are the Burden of my life

@itsborb.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/iams...

Graffiti and street art is great for the kind of insane outrage it sparks in a certain mindset

[chuckles] you know I'm something of an Altered Beast myself

Tell me a sound that's better than this

#Ahnassi_offers_cocktail #Ahnassi_offers_dinner #Ahnassi_seduction_routine #Ahnassi_moves_to_the_future_with_you #Ahnassis_Corgi_needs_a_five_thousand_dollar_operation #Ahnassi_is_on_the_Atkins_diet_and_cannot_eat_the_paella_you_spent_all_damn_day_making

Finally did brakes on the Rover. Got lazy and did the fronts yesterday and the rears today, which is good cause it turns out I didn't have a 15mm 12 point socket for the rear carrier bolts. 😖 Having a harbor freight 5 minutes from my house is a godsend.

#FilmNoir I Wake Up Screaming (1941) or... 2025 #vibes

Whatever man, I am getting dracula flow off that shit

I just think it's weird how I'm perfectly normal and mentally heatlhy and everyone else is so fucking crazy

The hungry ghosts, along with animals and hell beings, consists of the three realms of existence no one desires.

Five of them