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josh0530.bsky.social
I love sports, rock + metal music, and cats. Constantly thinking about my next concert. #Cubs #Colts #Buckeyes and #BlueJackets fan Columbus, Ohio 📍
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This is Maggie. She saw this tree blossoming into its true colors and thought of you. 13/10

has anyone seen an hour

Bring Me The Horizon have begun to tease an upcoming U.S. tour.

This is Chewy. He is a skater boy. She said see you later boy. He was way too good for her. All of her friends, stuck pup their nose. They had a pawblem with his doggy clothes. 12/10

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

I don’t want to know when my food is “best by.” I want to know at which point eating it will kill me

#CatsOfBluesky

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar what a surprise

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

FROM SHAMS: Dallas Mavericks star Anthony Davis is expected to miss multiple weeks with a left adductor strain, sources tell ESPN. His absence could stretch to a month.

I refuse to use the big shopping cart regardless of how many people or how long I’m shopping for, I will create an impossible jenga house of groceries in that small cart, if you whisper the faintest breeze by me there will be apples all over the floor, I don’t care what you think, this is my art

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Cooper DeJean picked quite a time for his first NFL interception.

Mountain Dew was like

Bold of Fox to go with Print Shop Pro for its Super Bowl graphics package

the last face u see before u die

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

Congrats to the @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social , though! 👏🏼

Well, that was definitely one of the Super Bowls of all time.

millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance

Netflix should do a show about a late nineties one hit wonder and hire me on to do one of those consultant jobs where you don't have to do very much but you make lots of money

NEWS: Ohio State and Ryan Day have agreed in principle on a new seven-year contract that runs through the 2031 football season. Day will make $12.5 million in total annual compensation.

This is Bolt. He's just wondering when dinner is. No rush though. 12/10

My therapist seemed genuinely puzzled that I don’t know the difference between fear and anxiety.

when i wake up from a 20-minute nap

A small thing I've started doing that has had a tremendous positive effect on my mental health is listening to music instead of podcasts

my piping hot take is that yes i know “attorneys general” is grammatically correct and yes i’ll use it but i think it’s stupid

H12TORY MADE 🏆

Silent Planet and Invent Animate will co-headline The Bloom In Heaven North American Tour with support from 156/Silence and Allt!

Do they have to be cool?

Called a restaurant to make a reservation but couldn’t think of the word so asked for a food appointment and now I can never show my face there again.

Dr. Seuss struggling not to rhyme as he gives a description of his wife’s killer

The Patriots were worse. Much, much worse.

Look. If you play a game on easy...you're gaming. If you play it on hard, you're gaming. The only way that you're not gaming...is if you're actually not gamingđź‘€

There’s been no explanation from the NFL on why Bluesky is not an approved social media platform. www.sbnation.com/nfl/2025/1/2...

THE Ohio State Buckeyes are national champions!!!

Jeremiah Smith may have just sealed the deal! #NationalChampionship

It's a two-possession game still. Just like it would have been had they made the field goal. Which is why no one understands why they kicked that.

Captain Jack scoop and score

Notre Dame electing to kick the FG there was… perplexing. #NationalChampionship

Judkins in for touchdown number 3! #NationalChampionship

30 more minutes, then forever.

21-7 Buckeyes at the break. Halfway to a championship.

Will Howard to Judkins for a huge touchdown right before the half! #NationalChampionship