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The Cuervo Gold The fine Colombian Man, Steely Dan ain't about my kind of lifestyle at all! The Tap Water The fine down Comforter

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I'm pretty sure Mel Gibson starring in the Kanye West biopic covers every base of the bigot ball field.

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True, if big.

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Overheard: "It's called AI, and it's tracking what you're looking at and what you're liking so it can try and make you buy something."

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Hey, the Space Cowboy is about to leave again. No return date this time. Get your interplanetary good vibes on while you still can.

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Unhappy birthday, I guess.

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I idolized James Evans, Sr.

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For everyone whose Dad was a jerk!

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Pulling off the Spicoli waistband bagel is my personal fitness goal.

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👀 bit.ly/ittaw17

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All Queens Day! 💅

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Was there ever a size-based naming standard established for rappers with statures falling between Lil and Big?

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Based purely on where I most often hear The Smiths these days, I would say their sound is fast casual.

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Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Kiss Kiss Kiss" by Yoko Ono • Why not eight or nine kisses?!

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Hey, look, they made a bunch of movies warning you about today's date, so if you don't get it by now, that's on you, bro.

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Last day of 47th grade!

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New one!

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If Cole Escola doesn't win tonight, better send the national guard to my room

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So many members of the National Guard flown into Los Angeles wishing they could attend the Pride parade today instead.

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Being John Stephen Malkmuskovich

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👀 bit.ly/ittaw16

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Those no-show socks are a bit much for me. Can I get a small piece of fabric that affixes to my heel?

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Gween Stefani

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Jandek fans are called Fandeks!

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Glenn Frey trying to come in a couple years later sayin’ heat was on, and it’s like, “Nah, man. We abide Asia ‘round here. Moment only, bro.”

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Glenn Frey trying to come in a couple years later sayin’ heat was on and it’s like, “Nah, man. We abide Asia ‘round here. Moment only, bro.”

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3424 years ago today, the ancient city of Ugarit released "Hurrian Hymn to Nikkal (Hymn No. 6)"

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Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Positively 4th Street" by Bob Dylan • He is not talking about the TV show "Friends" #bobdylan #positively4thstreet #jenniferaniston #seinfeld #lyrics #satire

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Does Barron really not know what the band's name is?

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The Cuervo Gold The fine Colombian Man, Steely Dan ain't about my kind of lifestyle at all! The Tap Water The fine down Comforter

I'm pretty sure Mel Gibson starring in the Kanye West biopic covers every base of the bigot ball field.

True, if big.

Overheard: "It's called AI, and it's tracking what you're looking at and what you're liking so it can try and make you buy something."

Hey, the Space Cowboy is about to leave again. No return date this time. Get your interplanetary good vibes on while you still can.

Unhappy birthday, I guess.

I idolized James Evans, Sr.

For everyone whose Dad was a jerk!

Pulling off the Spicoli waistband bagel is my personal fitness goal.

👀 bit.ly/ittaw17

All Queens Day! 💅

Was there ever a size-based naming standard established for rappers with statures falling between Lil and Big?

Based purely on where I most often hear The Smiths these days, I would say their sound is fast casual.

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Kiss Kiss Kiss" by Yoko Ono • Why not eight or nine kisses?!

Hey, look, they made a bunch of movies warning you about today's date, so if you don't get it by now, that's on you, bro.

Last day of 47th grade!

New one!

If Cole Escola doesn't win tonight, better send the national guard to my room

So many members of the National Guard flown into Los Angeles wishing they could attend the Pride parade today instead.

Being John Stephen Malkmuskovich

👀 bit.ly/ittaw16

Those no-show socks are a bit much for me. Can I get a small piece of fabric that affixes to my heel?

Gween Stefani

Jandek fans are called Fandeks!

Glenn Frey trying to come in a couple years later sayin’ heat was on, and it’s like, “Nah, man. We abide Asia ‘round here. Moment only, bro.”

Glenn Frey trying to come in a couple years later sayin’ heat was on and it’s like, “Nah, man. We abide Asia ‘round here. Moment only, bro.”

3424 years ago today, the ancient city of Ugarit released "Hurrian Hymn to Nikkal (Hymn No. 6)"

Misunderstood Lyrics 🤔😭 "Positively 4th Street" by Bob Dylan • He is not talking about the TV show "Friends" #bobdylan #positively4thstreet #jenniferaniston #seinfeld #lyrics #satire

Does Barron really not know what the band's name is?

Same, Suf. Except it was my parents and it ruined me up until right fuckin' now, bro!

Been psyched for this one!

Don't be jealous. Unless you're a fellow member of the LGBTQ community.

Def Leppard really scooped some spotted rapper out of a pretty dope name, huh

I'm gonna stick to water.

It'd be so cool to see this publication survive!

👀 bit.ly/itta-w15