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Ring szn.

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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect

submitted 94 days ago • 119 comments

The flagged words in the full list include "women" and "female," which makes it seem like this would encompass an awful lot of research?

submitted 103 days ago • 103 comments

I mean yes, you are correct that these ppl are hypocrites, but you also have had nearly a decade to realize they do not care about you pointing this out at all. which makes all these posts feel a bit masturbatory

submitted 111 days ago • 121 comments

I had forgotten that feeling of dread that I'd have each morning during the first Trump presidency when turning on my phone to see what breaking news alerts awaited.

submitted 114 days ago • 44 comments

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Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund

submitted 129 days ago • 60 comments

Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable. But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.

submitted 128 days ago • 128 comments

ok so in the end the cybertruck explosion story has a lot of pretty dark elements that reflect really poorly on american culture, but I think we can all admit that it's a little funny that the guy clearly plugged the wrong las vegas into google maps

submitted 133 days ago • 439 comments

364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish"

submitted 136 days ago • 24 comments

🚨 Jimmy Carter now eligible for congressional leadership position

submitted 139 days ago • 271 comments

For a guy who has a terrible fear of public speaking and has never done karaoke, I am way too confident in my ability to absolutely CRUSH “Kiss from a Rose” if given the opportunity.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

submitted 142 days ago • 66 comments

My dad suggested we watch an hour-long documentary on the making of Wham’s Last Christmas and revealed to us at the end that he’d never once heard the song before

submitted 148 days ago • 63 comments

women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic

submitted 153 days ago • 405 comments

Yup

submitted 155 days ago • 26 comments

can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you

submitted 161 days ago • 48 comments

Shouts to the Bills fan who tried to knock down the 49ers FG attempt with a snowball

submitted 167 days ago • 35 comments

Tell me you accidentally touched the remote during an ad on Prime Video without telling me.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Drake sued this song back onto the charts 😂

submitted 171 days ago • 3 comments

It's all tied together and don't let them trick you into thinking it's for safety

submitted 177 days ago • 324 comments

I hope one day to live in unremarkable, calm, precedented times

submitted 178 days ago • 96 comments