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they will have to Zamboni the shit off his grave

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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

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Congrats to Andrew and his skeet for winning the “Most Predictable Replies” award.

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oh good! err no— wait is this good or bad when the tiger is happy?

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Repaying my debt with shitposts is going as expected.

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Best family on TikTok currently.

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“Sooooo. That happened!” Me whenever anything happens.

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It took a person whose love of squares was only matched by their hatred of stale bread to invent the bread clip.

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The Story Pirates are re-releasing the Keith Haring episode of Historical Records for Pride! I wrote it! Questlove produced! Jess McKenna and Zach Reino perform a rap written by Dan Foster! WHAT A DREAM TEAM WHEEEE www.storypirates.com/histrecds/20...

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Even David Cronenberg would be grossed out by my dog’s half chewed collagen stick.

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A powerful message. I’m very excited to wake up tomorrow and see all the photos of detained Americans released and reunited with their families.

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Think of it less as a coma and more as binge dreaming.

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Well…um…well…

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This guy ruled.

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Hopefully in the next season of Doctor Who someone will comment on the TARDIS being bigger on the inside.

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The idea that children’s entertainment wasn’t available at all times. That there were specific windows of time (Saturday Morning, after school etc) were kids could watch shit they liked.

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Every morning I get up, jump into my biplane, and chase a panicking Big Bird outta my cornfield.

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I just shit my pants when I found out.

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This sucks because I do like ebooks for their accessibility features and enabling smaller publishers and self-publishers get their work out to communities they would not have access to otherwise. Not every area has access to a library or indie book store, which is a whole other discussion.

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“Mistakes were made.”

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Happy birthday to this favorite memory.

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Good morning everyone! Jam to this on your morning commute.

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There’s a huge difference between empathy and sympathy, and letting this lady believe she is the protagonist: that she only had the best intentions and didn’t vote for this is disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst.

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Harvest my grains > Shadow of death

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This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

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they will have to Zamboni the shit off his grave

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

Congrats to Andrew and his skeet for winning the “Most Predictable Replies” award.

oh good! err no— wait is this good or bad when the tiger is happy?

Repaying my debt with shitposts is going as expected.

Best family on TikTok currently.

“Sooooo. That happened!” Me whenever anything happens.

It took a person whose love of squares was only matched by their hatred of stale bread to invent the bread clip.

The Story Pirates are re-releasing the Keith Haring episode of Historical Records for Pride! I wrote it! Questlove produced! Jess McKenna and Zach Reino perform a rap written by Dan Foster! WHAT A DREAM TEAM WHEEEE www.storypirates.com/histrecds/20...

Even David Cronenberg would be grossed out by my dog’s half chewed collagen stick.

A powerful message. I’m very excited to wake up tomorrow and see all the photos of detained Americans released and reunited with their families.

Think of it less as a coma and more as binge dreaming.

Well…um…well…

This guy ruled.

Hopefully in the next season of Doctor Who someone will comment on the TARDIS being bigger on the inside.

The idea that children’s entertainment wasn’t available at all times. That there were specific windows of time (Saturday Morning, after school etc) were kids could watch shit they liked.

Every morning I get up, jump into my biplane, and chase a panicking Big Bird outta my cornfield.

I just shit my pants when I found out.

This sucks because I do like ebooks for their accessibility features and enabling smaller publishers and self-publishers get their work out to communities they would not have access to otherwise. Not every area has access to a library or indie book store, which is a whole other discussion.

“Mistakes were made.”

Happy birthday to this favorite memory.

Good morning everyone! Jam to this on your morning commute.

There’s a huge difference between empathy and sympathy, and letting this lady believe she is the protagonist: that she only had the best intentions and didn’t vote for this is disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst.

Harvest my grains > Shadow of death

This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

Tell your kid there was a character on TV named Hot Lips Houlihan and watch their reaction.

Ordering one smooch on DoorDash.

For sale, shitpost, never liked.

Fuck the Joe Rogan of the Left. We need to find the Hemmingway of shitposts.