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Future librarian. Current host of Screaming at Clouds, an audio podcast from an uneasy mind.
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Jesse is taking me to the Dad park, where Dad’s roam free to sniff each other and tell jokes just like this one.

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some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

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Who was America’s wrinkliest president?

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Life goals.

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The Kid picked tonight’s movie. The Dark Knight. Wasn’t for me then, still isn’t for me now. What a snore.

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Cleaning out my car and I have the trunk of a serial killer.

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Watching the third act of War of the Roses for no particular reason.

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The Epic Rap Battle people are creaming their jeans right now.

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“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to fry (me up a burger).”

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Pretty good!

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When I'm eating and my jaw clicks and shoots pain into my ear.

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My therapist told me to hit a pillow when I’m mad but I know it’s not cool to punch down.

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Me watching The Iron Giant.

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Using my teeth and tongue with surgical precision to remove a single wafer layer of Kit-Kit.

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Drank 1 cup of vinegar, several colors of food dye, and then swallowed one unpeeled hard-boiled-egg whole. Will report back in 24 hours.

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Screaming while driving: 10/10.

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In hindsight, adding glitter to the spin art class may have been unwise.

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they will have to Zamboni the shit off his grave

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I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

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Congrats to Andrew and his skeet for winning the “Most Predictable Replies” award.

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oh good! err no— wait is this good or bad when the tiger is happy?

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Repaying my debt with shitposts is going as expected.

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Best family on TikTok currently.

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“Sooooo. That happened!” Me whenever anything happens.

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It took a person whose love of squares was only matched by their hatred of stale bread to invent the bread clip.

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The Story Pirates are re-releasing the Keith Haring episode of Historical Records for Pride! I wrote it! Questlove produced! Jess McKenna and Zach Reino perform a rap written by Dan Foster! WHAT A DREAM TEAM WHEEEE www.storypirates.com/histrecds/20...

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