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josielixir.bsky.social
30 • The most wholesome person you know • Equal parts sarcastic and dense just to keep you guessing if I got the joke or not
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Even with everything being bad and scary in the world right now, I'm feeling kind of sappy today, and I just feel like saying that it is one of my absolute joys lately to give my partner the opportunity at some point in her life to just be a housewife. She's my favorite, and she deserves that. 🥰

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Entering my consummate professional arc

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

Baby👏🏻your👏🏻tops/dommes👏🏻sometimes!!!👏🏻 There is nothing more precious than watching a girl get babied a little for the first time, and it takes VIRTUALLY NO EFFORT FROM YOU! How hard is it to be the big spoon every now and again? How hard is it to hold a cute girl? I promise they appreciate you for it

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

This is how she showed up to her exam today 😊

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

What up, after a week, she is almost not sick anymore :D

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I guess I wear D cup bras now, so uhh... that's pretty neat, I guess 😦

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

Josie coded characters as determined by girlfriend

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Business bitch is anxious as hell tonight. Can ya tell? 🥲

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

Just met an absurdly cute librarian, and I now understand the compliment when people tell me I have "cute librarian vibes"

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm never going to shut up because silence equals death." --Some elder lesbian from the 70's or 80's

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

This is how I come out to people because I'm tired of doing it normally anymore

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Like, this is my wife

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody on this earth can fall asleep faster than my gf when she lays on my chest. Her head hits titties, and her souls leaves her body for the next hour or two.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

submitted 150 days ago • 226 comments

I hate doing this very much, but we're facing homelessness in about two weeks here, and I'm not getting enough hours to change that, even with two jobs. Please please please share if you see this and donate if you can. We just need to make it through the month.

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments