josielixir.bsky.social
30 • The most wholesome person you know • Equal parts sarcastic and dense just to keep you guessing if I got the joke or not
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That obsession feels overwhelming too. Even if you can recognize it for what it is, it's still so hard to shake. There's never a "thin enough." There's never a realistic goal. It's just a constant announcement of "you're too much" or "you're too big" in the back of your mind. It's like brainwashing.
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If you have to go around a mountain to arrive everywhere you go, then your route planning must be as unfathomable as the motivations of an eldritch being
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Thaaaank you ☺️
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Oh thank you! ☺️
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I'll never read anything she says normally again 🐸
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Oh these are cool as hell!
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For the fellow boy enjoyers out there, all of this same stuff still applies, and in my experience, they melt just as hard. 🫡
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Super true and also absolutely mind-blowing because I've never thought of it that way before 😦
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Holy fuck I forgot about the cd thing 😦
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My ex had this really grumpy looking Manx cat, and she'd walk around all the time looking so mad but then her little nub tail would be wiggling around, and it made for an incredibly goofy picture every time
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It's happened so fast for me 😵💫
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I don't know if this was meant to be an Obama impression, but that's how it sounds in my head
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Yes, and it is so hard to recover from in the moment. 🥲
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Thaaaaank you! 😊
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He's phenomenal! I assumed everyone knew that 😧
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I've been straight dying since last Wednesday. Girlfriend still is. This has been the worst flu we've ever had. 0/10 stars.
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I'll grant him that he DOES look like when a player has messed with character creation sliders until "normal" is a distant memory, and they make a character that they think looks right until they're standing next to literally any other character.
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Yeah, thanks *hands them to you*
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Especially because none of my immediate family are that size 😅
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I've had ONE cis friend reach out, and I appreciate the hell out of her for it.
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People ask me surprisingly often how I get my makeup to look like it does, and my answer is always, "Because I haven't changed a single thing about the process in years. 😎👉🏻👉🏻"
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That's the sweetest thing I've heard all day
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I would just like to say that mods behaving well is very different from users behaving well >.>
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Bet it would
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Most cishets think of "having sex" as strictly penetrative sex. If the boy didn't know she was trans as a teenager, they probably hadn't done that. Referring to it as a "sex act" adds clarity as it's probably key to his legal defense. Hope it goes absolutely miserably for him.
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Switch2? More like "Switch 2 a different activity"
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Stressed, depressed, and ready to be undressed 🙏🏻
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Happy birthday!
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We saw a Cary Elwes cameo in a show we were watching, and my gf said, "He's in other things besides Saw???" 😐
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Really has this energy to me
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I would, but
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Me when I lie ^
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Damn, they sound based
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Honestly, I'm enjoying seeing the updates! It's like a very slow stop-motion film lol
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They're either a little f@ggy or the most unshowered men you've ever met, and I do not believe that there is any middle ground between them.