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Imposter architect, freelance UFO expert, invented the Stirelathon design method, anti-transcendentalist, pop culture omniscient.
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Loving how many weirdos are going to lose money on this dumb Polymarket.

Cannot take anything away from how good this throw is but separately worth noting that sending a guy who runs like he's treading water was a bad move.

One thing is certain, if I have a basketball take, there's a good chance it will become ice cold.

Disappointed I'm missing the HORSE the Band show, but I can't make the trip out to Brooklyn tonight. May Lord Gold forgive me.

I mean, Rowson's gotta go, right? The entire Yankees hitting philosophy is swing for the fences and other teams are finally catching up to it. I think they should clean house with all the coaches given how bad they've been on all sides of the ball, but something's gotta give. #Yankees #Baseballsky

Pretty crazy that Brand New has 26 songs in their setlist on this tour. Everyone knows Jesse prefers it under 16. /But they added "no kings" to a song!/ Okay, cool? He's still a groomer.

Remember, under no circumstances do you "gotta hand it to him." I just can't help but feel like Tucker feels a little left out not being on the Fox Sunday Morning edition of the U.S. Security Council.

Whether you're a fan of shows like Million Dollar Listing, roles of Craig Cackowski, or any of the installments of the Predator series, this is a show you must have in your digital library.

That unfortunate feeling when you need to block someone on social media because you found out they're supporting Brand New on their current tour. I still need it explained to me why you think it's okay to keep supporting a dude who, in his twenties, asked more than one 15-year old for nudes.

If you still have even a crossword subscription to the NYT, get help.

The Yankees should quit baseball.

Nothing I feel in my heart deeper than this.

Something something Donald the Dove.

Lame.

You know how the hymn goes: 🎶From the Halls of Montezuma, To Home Depot Parking Lots. We'll protect two federal buildings, And secure our Waymo bots.🎶

Reporting all St. Patrick's Day parades to ICE next March based on the same grounds of people marching while "waving flags of foreign nations."

Good to see a lot of the Brand New shows requiring attendees to be 16 or older. Seriously though, what are we doing here? The desire for people to rehabilitate the image of abusers simply because of nostalgia will never cease to befuddle me. He asked 15 y.o. girls for nudes and never denied it.

I already have come to terms that this life is cruel and unfair, but further proof is that Thibs gets fired while Boone's job is bulletproof.

Why would Ian Hamilton go in when we don't have a four run lead? He's been terrible.

Has Polymarket set the over/under on how many tanks are going to get stuck in the military jerk off parade due to crumbling infrastructure? I'm comfortable at over 2.5.

The P00P game became the P11P game at the end of the 1st. #phillies #pirates #MLB

Tesla getting DOGE'd off the NJ Turnpike is *very* funny.

John Mara reading this and reenacting that Antonio Banderas GIF.

This but it's the Elves getting interviewed after a new Santa Claus was selected and he's a defrosted man from ancient times with no knowledge of the Christmas holiday.

Patiently waiting for all the people who constantly complain that more money should be spent on veterans to actually speak out against this costly, wasteful parade.

Thunder in 4, lol like not even close, double digits every game.

Reposting this at least once a week just because he can't go a week without making a bonehead decision. Lemahieu is so far over the hill he'd need a ski lift to even come close to being at the top. #Yankees