jprdonnelly.bsky.social
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
I mean, we should wait to understand the situation before posting potentially inflammatory material.
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Everything about this is nearly perfect. We just need the intro music from "One Foot in the Grave" and that's a wrap.
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Congrats!
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I thought y'all didn't let in convicted felons?
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Generally, I have to shit on Philly because of sports. That said - this is indeed brilliant.
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That sucks. Perhaps you need more velvet clothes and pudding in your life.
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The amount of pain and shame that closeted GOPs throw against everyone through their own self-hate is ludicrous.
Watch how cruel and callous Johnson is this month. I imagine he'll make news on his own; not through ineptitude as usual, but just being cruel to assuage his own internal conflict.
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Imagine trying to scare So Cal with gas and rubber bullets. They have no idea who they are fucking with.
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Is this dude juggling marbles in his mouth?
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Vance has no will, this is how he became VP.
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Is there anything we can do to further this along? I offer the following prayer that used to grace my IT cubicle.
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OMG this is so good!
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This, a very straight man, with very normal habits. Habits such as making your adopted teenage son your porn police.
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I hope he seeks the help he needs
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"And as the Leader of the Free World and the most powerful military of all time, I said nothing."
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Are you being paid to be a stalker asshole, or just have nothing to do while living in your Mom's basement (I'm sorry your Daddy left, but I'm getting the vibe on why).
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Completely reasonable and in some ways, magnanimous. Will unfortunately go nowhere.
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It would be better if you were a bot, because your incessant racism and harassment is embarrassing for a real human to be a part of.
You don't deserve it, but I wish you peace and resolution for what mental trauma has brought you to this behavior.
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Great work. How many civilians did they kill to claim this "victory"?
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Those dbl quotes have no ill intent btw
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This might be the best encapsulation of what drives "a writer" I've ever seen.
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December, 1963 (Oh What a Night!)
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Why do you have so much energy to post racist attacks against someone anonymously, yet can't take the time to educate yourself that it is Lego, and is never pluralized with an 's'?
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He broked
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My immediate reaction is "ew, gross". After a super hot shower, my reaction is "ew, gross. Why haven't they moved to their shared bunker island yet?"
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Couldn't be Gov, out here being a sycophant instead. Just a bunch of grifters cosplaying and mugging for the clicks.
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That's what she's been groomed for.
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Resting Pitch Face FTW
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I mean, it can't be worse than Chicago's deep dish "pizza" though, right?
To think that some foreign visitors pass through ORD and consume that mess as "pizza" on a delay just makes me sad and embarrassed for the USA. We can do better.
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A LOT of issues / copies of The Onion right there. Does anyone think she knows that it is satire?
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Oh, well that went well. Great precedent to choose from I say. /s
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That old dude finally felt movement "down there". The last time was when he last shared a golf cart with Lindsey Graham
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"Pizza"
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None of these people are familiar. Does this mean I'm healing?
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I don't want you to, that's a dream setup you have there. Good luck.
That said, you will regret this post.
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Lord. The ketamine he must be taking. Dude looks like he ate all the DXM pills at the CVS he works at 30m ago.
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I guess he was never able to meet his own Aunt.
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The amount of comic genius contained therein can only be outdone by $240 worth of pudding.
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Is this serious or parody? It is so hard to tell with y'all these days.
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I mean, "OR" seems a bit strong. It is usually both?
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Is RFK Jr. wearing safety shoes? Those toes look composite.
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Why is he doing this call from an OfficeMax showroom?
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Even without religion (and her gross as F adventure tour), this is what "soulless" looks like in the wild.
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Curling is so awesome
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The funny part is he's sterile.
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Tickets acquired!
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We just don't deserve her, but we can damn sure try.
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The real question here, why is that barn door blocked by a bookcase?