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North Ga via South Ga I'm here to make my little posts. He/Him my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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little house of 1000 corpses on the prairie

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Me and some old buddies from the Great War on Christmas are having a paintball tournament tomorrow

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

You had me at

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Inside you there are two wolves, five rabbits, twelve bears, one giant octopus, and fourteen sets of knockoff AirPods. You are a claw machine.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

if people want to post better and get more engagement they simply need to learn how to release their inhibitions and feel the rain on their skin

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

@ jd-vance-GinAndJuice(LIVE)-1

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ok hear me out: Mike’s Soft Lemonade

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

please keep me in your prayers today I am just a sleepy little guy but I still have to work

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

When an article does that thing where it slowly fades into a paywall sometimes I think "oh I am dying now, everything is growing dim"

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

it’s exactly like this but also you’re always pretty sure your boss is mad at you

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supreme leader is also a supreme poster

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please keep me in your prayers today I am just a sleepy little guy but I still have to work

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submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

damn dude

submitted 1 day ago • 50 comments

Until you check it, every task exists in a state of both ‘urgent’ and ‘I never said that.’

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Stunning, stunning photos and incredibly precious stories of formerly enslaved people here. Happy Juneteenth, y'all. None of us are free until we are all free.

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

They're putting down new asphalt on my street and doing it over a not small amount of trash. Philly style, baby.

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Is this worse than calling your teacher Mom? It’s way worse, right?

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It is morning, blueskis.

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Terry Gross: Welcome back to Fresh Air. My guest, along with his brother, have a new album coming so- Pusha T: Fuck Travis Scott. He's a crybaby, he can't rap, he's disloyal, and he interrupted one of our sessions. Gross: And he's shown this disloyalty before, yes? Pusha T: That's correct Terry.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

If you are a middle-aged man, laying around in your robe, with your own castle and a cat, why tf would you even be worried about Smurfs?

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

It is morning, blueskis.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

ain’t no way I’m watching that Carlson/Cruz video but I’m happy for them and I hope they both have exactly the kind of day they deserve

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@ jd-vance-GinAndJuice(LIVE)-1

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i am not saying merely engaging with someone is lethal i am just saying “the pope”

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

THEY NEVER DID THE READING 📢

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not sure if this is in the current bluesky consciousness, but the Nuclear Block is what makes this place great. a block ends everything between you and the blocked person. it robs them if all engagement. it’s very much why the troll problem here is much more limited than the everything app.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Timothy you credulous bitch

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