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jpulto.bsky.social
SLC | professional rock aficionado | UMN ‘20; Mines ‘22
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The second tortilla acts as a life raft for anything that comes tumbling out of the overloaded first taco
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“Imagine a world where a google search was too much effort”
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I’m going to fight the entire state of Wyoming over this map
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I’ve gotten bored enough on flights that I just doze off because it’s the most entertaining thing I can think of
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“Spencer drinks gatorlode” as a charity bowl stretch goal
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Magical Doctor Gus dot horse
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I love the internet because you could be like “NIU is the only good directional Illinois” and at least 5 people will be mad at you for it
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2007 Dancing With the Stars champion Helio Castroneves
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Shaq’s got the 2017-18 All NBA team
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At least 5
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When you call someone a sonofabitch the only logical recourse is to throw hands
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“Now you know I could show you how to do that yourself if you wanted to save a buck” - Eli Drinkwitz, probably
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Greg Maddux + Derek Jeter is an insane combo
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Greg Stankey
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Jalen Milroe ain't that guy
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Average PSU hockey score
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I blew my budget on Tennessee-UGA and Oregon-Wisconsin so it's.... Louisiana and South Alabama?
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Unironically the peak of the night
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It’s a fact that this will absolutely suck
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When did the NCAA add F1
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Uncle T and a dude named Partridge. Incredible
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Hawaii @ Wyoming is a trophy game but they lost the trophy back in the late 90s
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Philip Rivers has definitely checked into a hotel under the alias Doug Chargers