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jslow.bsky.social
5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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UNACCEPTABLE! #AdventureTime

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Wouldn't it be neat if you could punch morning in the face?

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Congrats to everyone going insane today

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

honestly last night was a huge vindication for the "the rent is too damn high" guy

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

who came up with the phrase “life is short” cuz fuck that dude

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Lawrenceville. 47th Street. Caller said some random shirtless guy jumped into a postal truck and is driving around throwing mail out of the vehicle to people on the street.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

People really stopped talking about Moo Deng after she did all those car bombings

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Long story short, it looks like we need another Timmy.

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And then this shit just came out. When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car. When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory.

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I care about the little things (microbes)

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ceasefire is temporary wutang is forever

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

I knew my stash of googly eyes would be of use one day #MakeaTerribleComicDay2025

submitted 2 days ago • 63 comments

😬 #MedicareForAll

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

The media is entirely on board with unidentified masked assailants kidnapping legal U.S. citizens, but the minute a candidate brings up affordable rent, the media becomes apoplectic and acts like it is the most revolutionary and harmful idea in the world.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

we can each have a teaspoon of hope, as a treat

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Sadly, my Hooters-esque themed restaurant, Bulgers, went down in flames after just 4 hours of operation.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Nothing makes me feel like I need a drink more than knocking over an entire drink.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Hmmm..

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Me: *tips the waiter* Waiter: *angrily climbing out of the lobster tank*

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

knowing the truth is politically motivated

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This million plus beach house had good work with crap.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I thought I’d have hit more people in the face with a cast iron skillet by now.

submitted 31 days ago • 10 comments

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came up on my memories from 11 years ago Dodi on bulldog beach

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all fashion is cyclical

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punk is a gene rebel is a gene they are the same gene

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most would be surprised at how careful I actually am

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a draft dodger starting a war. it simply does not get richer than that.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Trump says 'facility' exactly like Jim Carrey in Cable Guy. Thank you for reading my full in-depth political analysis of the beginning of WW3.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m on vacation at a $6000 a week beach house in Lewes 15 mins from my trailer in Rehoboth (workmanship is ok)

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we have a president that makes doomsday preppers look like clairvoyants

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

submitted 5 days ago • 816 comments

These cargo short pockets are full of feelings, bro

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

Already three hours in, but not until he forded a tributary and lost two oxen did Gary realize his map app was set to avoid highways.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

That was CCR with Bad Moon Rising. You're listening to WKFM. Folks, I woke up in the studio today but I remember leaving last night, so I musta fallen into a fugue on the 105 again. Ten hours I can't account for. Blood on my shirt and it isn't mine. Up next, those Hanson boys serve up another Mmmbop

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Back in my clippings you took an extra current event from the newspaper just for the like of your life forgetting theirs and they always did, because your like meant "nothing important to remember so I guess I'll solve the red love side of this Rubik's cube"

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

man i just wanted to tell my dick pile story

submitted 6 days ago • 27 comments