jtlh2.bsky.social
A sort of Engineering sort of Fellow at Cambridge University. Mostly here for the laughs... Thoughts and opinions very much my own. Proud #IC member
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Did…did Trump also just openly call him an idiot?!
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He’d remain a UDFA while someone worked out if it was possible to run the country with his Disney waxwork and an autopen. Spoiler alert: massive improvement.
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Looking at those photos in reverse order gives a pretty good idea of how @redfivemodels.bsky.social is planning to deconstruct and then steal this plane from the museum.
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“I have nothing to do with Russia” has shades of, “We didn’t burn him!”
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Given we just learned that he’s 6’3” and 225lb, there’s a chance he decides to play as an NFL wide receiver after his term is complete… However, the fact that he’s a near-octogenarian who lives entirely on hamburgers leaves the Elvis toilet moment firmly on the table.
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I think I’d worry that all I’d write would be ‘Cave Cave Deus Videt’ over and over, like some fifteenth century Dutch Jack Torrance…
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“You can’t tell her off when she steals sweets or she’ll get upset.” It’s like watching a weak, indulgent parent raising a monster, except here you suspect they’re sort of hoping for a monster.
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Yeah, but Michelangelo was a genius.
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‘A man’ or the same gentleman?
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It’s already the F-47 (Felon) on Wikipedia…
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And so many roomy balconies to tell fellow drinkers you were on, twenty years afterwards.
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That’s not what the expensive floating park lobby says.
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Sure, but then you could basically carry out assassinations from an Uber Boat, and I can see why Parliament might not vote for that solution.
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De gustibus non est disputandum. Which is a shame, because someone should be calling you out for your terrible taste, you philistine. When it comes to movie series about alcoholic, misogynist civil service hitmen, they are unrivalled.
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10/10 would hang in downstairs toilet.
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There's an online theory - especially doing the rounds on YT, FB etc. - that the Alaska purchase happened as an excuse to give the Russians the $7m it cost to have them blockade Confederate ports. Utter horseshit, obviously.
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Suggests that they *really* wanted the Tories out...but also serves as a reminder that predicting how people are going to vote these days is more or less a fool's errand..!
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It’s only split by voters in the 2024 election, so possibly tactical voters lending votes to Lab or LD rather than ideological voters..?
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Am I right in thinking that they’ve literally built a camp in a remote part of Panama, in which ‘unauthorised migrants’ can be, as it were, concentrated?
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The New Zealand knock-off theme park...
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I’d have to go with Shōgun here
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They sent it to my phone as an alert. An *alert*. ‘Urgent news’.
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Other half a very big fan of human names for pets. 😁
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Toots could easily pass for Sharon here at either age!
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Except the movie had the casino in Hill Valley rather than Gaza..
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“An above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats…”
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Also works with terriers. Though there’s not a little Brian Harvey in there too.
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🤣 I think if I played it in VR, that would 100% be how I checked out of this life. And when they find me, and people learn I died of a heart attack while in VR, *not a single one* is going to believe I was playing Alien: Isolation…
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If there’s one thing that’s true about that game, it’s that you’re going to spend a lot of time being pulled out of cupboards and eaten.
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Ironically, the best sequel to Alien I've ever seen isn't a film; it's the Alien: Isolation game, which might actually give you high blood pressure and a nervous condition.
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Every new Alien movie suffers from being neither Alien nor Aliens even before we decide whether it's a good film on its own merits. You can't top Alien for atmospheric haunted house in space, and Aliens can't be beat for action body horror shoot-em up, so the new ones are stuck.
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Both brilliant actors 👍
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Is it not Jeremy Irons in this one..?
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Bourdain.
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Alien Isolation is a gamified panic attack. I hated every second of it and have completed it twice.
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Writing ‘Will you fix it for me?’ letters to Jimmy Savile.
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How much money you want for this pitch? Because I’ll pay it.
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And take the 's' off the end of 'Legos' and put it back on the end of 'Math'.
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I’m not sure ‘stwhile’ is going to catch on, man.
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Can't go wrong with Bourdain.
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*Georggina
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In fairness to him, it probably played better than would ‘a sexually abusive grocer’.
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"I just saw this film and enjoyed it, and assume that no-one else talks about it, thinks about it or remembers it because I myself had not."
This is exactly what Trump often does at his rallies: reports a well-known fact as if it's new to everyone because he only just heard it backstage.
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Working fine for me.
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Mind: blown