julianfrom.bsky.social
Just another dude who is smart enough to realize he’s dumb.
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“All this bull”
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This reminds me of the SCP Foundation.
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There’s a great story about an ogre-woman locked in a tower who was eventually freed by her true love and a donkey. There’s still hope.
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I tried selling feet pics with my socks still on but I couldn’t make any sales.
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Bonjour.
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Don’t forget about how they lie to say they’re protecting us while also holding investments in the companies that will benefit from their decision.
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This is why my disposal is clap activated.
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No use spending energy on a small problem today when I’ll have to work on a big problem tomorrow.
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Hey Dunshire, nice Cones.
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Now we're all forced to get our sax fix from ska.
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Always chasing my first cheese-high.
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Eat half of it the long way. Then the stick won't even be helpful.
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At least reskeet me first!
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*steak n taters*
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Is she goth or emo?
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I first read this as eye-glasses and not cups...
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I wish i had better control of my fecal things.
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Bad at following directions.
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I use my high-performance gaming laptop and mechanical keyboard and three monitors primarily for copy and pasting memes.
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Dibs on “Cacophony of Chaos” for a band name.
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The more money you make the more a tax evader is your friend. Remember, Trump paid more for sex in the past decade than he paid for taxes.
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At least nobody will want to talk to you.
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This is wildly comforting. I can imagine lying down on a bed of fresh beignets and fall back into slumber.
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Bob for president.
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Stupid sun giving me stupid nutrients.
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The opposite of this is telling someone “I hope you get better”.
Them: “but I’m not sick?”
You: “I know. I just hope you get better.”
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Also, any time someone mentions “devastating the economy” you can just replace that with “make rich people afford less yachts.”
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Inner monologue:
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Is there a reason why we picked this day as the first day of the year and not any other random day and just called that January 1st?
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Damn you got me. Good job buddy.
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Me with lactose intolerance.
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“Your detainment my celebration.”
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We listen and we don’t judge.
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Just subscribed to you on YouTube my good sir. You won’t be getting rid of me anytime soon.
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Where would you prefer us to find you?
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Have her watch Bruce Almighty so she always remembers how to spell beautiful.