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when i die i want you to scatter my ashes in your car

submitted 704 days ago • 2 comments

Scientists Discover Big Box in Attic Full of "Really Neat" Old Science

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about

submitted 716 days ago • 7 comments

feelin like the white, aborted, liberal joe rogan

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Aborted Liberal Joe Rogan

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

when nobody is talking about the hypothetical we're obviously all pondering

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

it's nice how movies in the 70s would arrive at a bar with a lounge act and then let you sit and watch the lounge act for just a little too long. you're right, movie, we just got here. let's give em a fair shake. plus, hey, that's production value

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

feelin like the white, aborted, liberal joe rogan

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)

submitted 527 days ago • 3 comments

shot-for-shot remake of Mishima except it’s about L. Ron Hubbard

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

now that don't make no sense. i'll be back late i'm hiking up and/or down Canyon Mountain

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

something i've learned from a combination of experiences with the trans community and the asian immigrant community is, women love to have a old lady name. if they all named themselves like 1% would be called Agnes. which might not seem like a lot but it is

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

whoa look, Seven's almost having an idea

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

funny to see Electric State on torrent sites. who's spending more than one click on that

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

someone has implied very clearly that i should approach and/or feed a coyote and, look. i love animals, and i respect the hell out of em. and what you're suggesting is, all due respect, stupider than fuck

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

(speaking at a press conference with my arm in a cast and fresh stitches all over my face) oh this? ah haha funny story actually. a baby did it. but it was my idea

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Rock Around the Clock seems like the work of a songwriter whose deadline is fast approaching

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

lmao eat shit lady!!! also this editing is fucking Atrocious good lord

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

lotta people capital-gg Gotta Go, is what i'm noticing very often recently. fuckin rfk jr's shoddily upholstered ass doing raw milk shots in the white house to celebrate the latest win for the uncontrolled spread of bacteria? GG!! no more society for these guys. don't care about the specifics. GG. 👋

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

watching End of Days and Arnold saying "is it a sin to wish you wuh nevuh bo-ahn" has me laffin thinkin bout Goth Arnie

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

don't laugh. what are you laughing at. do i look like this is some stupid joke to me?? ok. didn't think so. now, yes. or no. did. a god. damn. shrimp fry this rice

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment