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in caves they just call them paintings

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this scrawny little chicken leg motherfucker came by tonite and Nova i think woulda let it go were it just him but there was other cats around so he goes All Or Nothin mode, off the porch like a bullet. done n dusted. don't love when he pulls this move, but gotta respect it. he's like 10-0 vs canids

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

submitted 98 days ago • 11 comments

not such a nonsensical hacked together mess now, huh critics

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

they should indict more people for doing everything right. nobody likes a show off

submitted 410 days ago • 1 comment

Knowledge Test: InfoProof

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

must be crazy to find out you have a secret family

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

think i might simplify my elegance

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

jump scare in the notifs

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

horrid little filthy perfect creature

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

CHIEF: jet foam ant is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

shark having that nightmare where all your teeth fall out and it just keeps going and going and going

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Had to laugh earlier when the big face disappeared and then came back and said "peekaboo" 😂

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

texting my boss "family vanished" and going back to sleep

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

hadn't thought about this in a while

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

not the number one problem ultimately but it's still crazy for jurassic park to not have water slides

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

had a big Sadao Nakajima day yesterday

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

gm

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

my cat is in a freaky exhibitionist relationship 🫤

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i've been working all day did something happen

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

grabbing the wrong disk and accidentally teaching Neo the art of geisha

submitted 63 days ago • 9 comments

once i did the play by play announcing for a Pie Enjoying Contest sketch as part of a friend's elaborate Variety Show birthday party and the bit worked a lot better than i expected

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

bro

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

when i die i want you to scatter my ashes in your car

submitted 707 days ago • 2 comments

Scientists Discover Big Box in Attic Full of "Really Neat" Old Science

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

me and the boys trying to remember what we were talking about

submitted 719 days ago • 7 comments

feelin like the white, aborted, liberal joe rogan

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Aborted Liberal Joe Rogan

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

when nobody is talking about the hypothetical we're obviously all pondering

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

it's nice how movies in the 70s would arrive at a bar with a lounge act and then let you sit and watch the lounge act for just a little too long. you're right, movie, we just got here. let's give em a fair shake. plus, hey, that's production value

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments