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juniperriver.bsky.social
Cat and fiber arts enthusiast. Semiferal hypermobile autistic. She/her. Talking about medical issues and trauma a good bit lately, consider your mental health before following.
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If I could never wake up in a pool of blood again, that'd be great. It was a small one and I'm gonna try upping my aygestin dose back to every 6 hours while monitoring my blood loss. Hope I can just bug the gyno tomorrow, really don't want to go back to the ER. The cramps are truly horrible.

ok two thoughts 1. I wonder how long the CDC will be able to keep releasing warnings like this. I'm envisioning a radio station under siege, desperately broadcasting for a few more minutes until the regime forces break in. 2. ffs, ayfkm

Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but. It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI

On one hand, having this much breakthrough bleeding on 10mg/day of aygestin certainly means I've got "symptoms not well controlled by medication" so that's another point for hysterectomy. On the other, [endless screaming]

hello if you either Fear the Serpent or Enjoy the Noodle and Have Experience Preparing Spicy Noodles (for movement) please check out www.freesnakerelocation.com to either volunteer to pick up noodles or to have serpents gently removed as needed

Once read an explainer of Marimo Moss Ball maintenance--squeezing it under running water, then putting it in a glass of clean water to chill in the fridge for a bit, a process referred to as 'spa time'. I always think of this when my brain is too fucking wired. Gimme the moss ball spa time.

In "why won't anyone diagnose me with hEDS" news, I can now bend my entire right thumb flush with my forearm. The wonders of hormones and joint laxity. (I gently tested it after noticing my thumb bend extra funny while pushing a button. I find it's helpful for me to do when I notice a change in --

Is anyone in Portland looking to get rid of one of these? I need one for my bedroom so I don’t have to travel two stories to my basement freezer for ice packs over and over all day forever. Defeats the purpose of chronic main management. Needs to be this small. Doesn’t need to be free. Anyone?

this is a black eye delivered by someone who doesn’t know how to fight and can’t throw a punch and Stephen Miller’s wife just left him for Elon Musk also Stephen Miller is left handed probably unrelated

@kerendith.bsky.social thinking of you, hope the medical stuff is going well.

Like five minutes ago I was stuffed full of chicken tacos and salad and now I'm hungry again, what the fuck

Covid is not over. The latest variant, dubbed “razor blade throat” has caused hospitalized patients in Asia to double. It’s time to mask up. Mask week is a great way to show solidarity with disabled & vulnerable people. To tell governments that no one is expendable. It’s a form of resistance.

The left on trans rights: leave people alone. People are in the bathroom to pee and take selfies. Medical decisions are between you and your doctor. The right on trans rights: no rights. None. Detransition or die. !!!BOTH SIDES!!!

Hey, they actually called me back and while this lady had zero answers for me, my actual doctor looked at the wait time and was like nah, so I have an appointment much sooner.

Love to get called by the clinic, get told all my shit is normal, and be hit with a resounding "wha???" when I'm like "MyChart says y'all found polypoid tissue". They're gonna call me back, I've been assured. Does. Not. Spark. Confidence.

Unfortunately perpetually relevant:

"If your leftism is all online it's fake." Some of us can't be in public because y'all won't fuckin mask in public, smart guy.

Oof. Like, any COVID is very communicable and you do not want it, but this sounds like an extra harsh doozy. No thanks. My mask stays ON, and if you care for your own body and anyone else's, I HIGHLY recommend masking AND avoiding unnecessary Human contact.