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Trump and Musk must both be reveling in the amount of attention being lavished upon them today. Being the center of the story is a reward for each of them independent of any other factors

Does either one of them have it in himself to stop before the other one admits defeat? To just reach a point where they don't respond?

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Elon's got all of the IRS, FDIC, and SEC data, right? His DOGE goons spent 10 weeks stealing all of it earlier this year? So, yeah, he could just drop Trump's tax returns, right?

Well, social media is sure as fuck entertaining today, you can jot that down

About to watch #Sinners. Super excited for this one

The big beautiful bill is brain-dead, belly-up, and bereft of life. It has been blown away and bled out. It was blindingly batshit from the beginning, and has now been busted, broken, body-bagged, and buried

This is insane. When I was single, the top thing I was looking for was someone who made me laugh so hard I snorted and who I made laugh so hard she snorted. Her body fat percentage and weight lift regimen were not even on the list

First, you're never gonna guess what word this person thinks is equivalent to the n-word. Second, imagine having so few problems in your life that you think it makes sense to police people using the word 'alcoholic'? The sheer level of privilege and entitlement here is wondrous in its idiocy

Jared Polis should sit on a cactus

Belle Delphine getting ready to sue for royalties, lol

Something off of The Fragile, specific track will vary based on mood

Ooooo..... #Sinners is coming to streaming on June 3. I'm so excited. We bought tickets to go see it in the theater, but I lost my saving throw vs agoraphobia that day so we're just waiting on the digital release

Rep(TV) clowns are absolutely losing their minds right now. Sure seems like they may be right

I bet Adam Schiff can tell you exactly which Silicon Valley oligarchs need to drink more pineapple juice and which are getting enough already

Shit, she shouts "she surely should shear shushable sheep", sharply shredding the shroud of silence

Remember when Cory Booker yapped all night long. Too bad nobody stayed with that energy

Gingers being Black and Anne Boleyn's reincarnation being sexy af are just two specific examples this week of why I spend more time on TikTok than on bsky or Tumblr

Hanging out with Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk and reaching out to Trump to do political deals, what a fuckin' disgrace this dude is

My gf just said, "I have a firm belief that Jeff Goldblum *fucks*" and, really, I can't dispute that at all #MetGala

Hollywood tariffs don't even mean anything. Star Wars was shot in Tunisia. Lord of the Rings was shot in New Zealand. Half the TV shows in the past 20 years were shot in Vancouver. All of them are primarily delivered as downloads, not physical media. Who pays a tariff? When? None of this is real

Starting up Heart Eyes. It's possible I'll yap through it. Mute my tag if you need to #HeartEyes #danielwatches

I wanted to try your carrot cake recipe but I hate carrots so I subbed them with chorizo and your cake is terrible, dude. 0.5/5 stars. Just awful

For what I hope are obvious reasons, people with friends are not going to really know very many people without friends

Most people alive today have seen more examples of their preferred sex naked than all of their ancestors combined. Straight guys and gay women have seen more distinct titties than all of their ancestors; straight women and gay men have seen more dicks Just a weird thing about living in the future

The Tortured Poets Department. If the threshold were 14 years, Folklore would be the answer

What are the odds the jobs report is late or in some way deficient on Friday? Is BLS still fully operational? If it is still functional and we get a report, how bad is it going to be? I know my employer ain't hiring right now

If 20 different people complimented Trump to his face about how much they admire how he landed on the moon in the last Apollo mission, he would repeat the story in first person within a month. "I remember the time, I went to the Moon, the big, beautiful Moon, the best Moon"