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i hope it rains on his parade. i hope he coughs and pisses a little down his leg. i hope his pillow is hot on the other side. i hope his socks get wet while he still has to walk somewhere. i hope his mcdonald's fries get old and cold. i hope his bronzer gets in his eyes

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Battle of the Jamies: Which redemption arc is better, Jaime Lannister or Jamie Tartt?

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Tfw confronted by 2025

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Trump and Musk must both be reveling in the amount of attention being lavished upon them today. Being the center of the story is a reward for each of them independent of any other factors

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Does either one of them have it in himself to stop before the other one admits defeat? To just reach a point where they don't respond?

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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Elon's got all of the IRS, FDIC, and SEC data, right? His DOGE goons spent 10 weeks stealing all of it earlier this year? So, yeah, he could just drop Trump's tax returns, right?

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Well, social media is sure as fuck entertaining today, you can jot that down

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About to watch #Sinners. Super excited for this one

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The big beautiful bill is brain-dead, belly-up, and bereft of life. It has been blown away and bled out. It was blindingly batshit from the beginning, and has now been busted, broken, body-bagged, and buried

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This is insane. When I was single, the top thing I was looking for was someone who made me laugh so hard I snorted and who I made laugh so hard she snorted. Her body fat percentage and weight lift regimen were not even on the list

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First, you're never gonna guess what word this person thinks is equivalent to the n-word. Second, imagine having so few problems in your life that you think it makes sense to police people using the word 'alcoholic'? The sheer level of privilege and entitlement here is wondrous in its idiocy

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Jared Polis should sit on a cactus

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Belle Delphine getting ready to sue for royalties, lol

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Something off of The Fragile, specific track will vary based on mood

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Ooooo..... #Sinners is coming to streaming on June 3. I'm so excited. We bought tickets to go see it in the theater, but I lost my saving throw vs agoraphobia that day so we're just waiting on the digital release

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Rep(TV) clowns are absolutely losing their minds right now. Sure seems like they may be right

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I bet Adam Schiff can tell you exactly which Silicon Valley oligarchs need to drink more pineapple juice and which are getting enough already

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Shit, she shouts "she surely should shear shushable sheep", sharply shredding the shroud of silence

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Remember when Cory Booker yapped all night long. Too bad nobody stayed with that energy

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Gingers being Black and Anne Boleyn's reincarnation being sexy af are just two specific examples this week of why I spend more time on TikTok than on bsky or Tumblr

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Hanging out with Steve Bannon and Charlie Kirk and reaching out to Trump to do political deals, what a fuckin' disgrace this dude is

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My gf just said, "I have a firm belief that Jeff Goldblum fucks" and, really, I can't dispute that at all #MetGala

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Hollywood tariffs don't even mean anything. Star Wars was shot in Tunisia. Lord of the Rings was shot in New Zealand. Half the TV shows in the past 20 years were shot in Vancouver. All of them are primarily delivered as downloads, not physical media. Who pays a tariff? When? None of this is real

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Starting up Heart Eyes. It's possible I'll yap through it. Mute my tag if you need to #HeartEyes #danielwatches

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I wanted to try your carrot cake recipe but I hate carrots so I subbed them with chorizo and your cake is terrible, dude. 0.5/5 stars. Just awful

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For what I hope are obvious reasons, people with friends are not going to really know very many people without friends

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Most people alive today have seen more examples of their preferred sex naked than all of their ancestors combined. Straight guys and gay women have seen more distinct titties than all of their ancestors; straight women and gay men have seen more dicks Just a weird thing about living in the future

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The Tortured Poets Department. If the threshold were 14 years, Folklore would be the answer

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What are the odds the jobs report is late or in some way deficient on Friday? Is BLS still fully operational? If it is still functional and we get a report, how bad is it going to be? I know my employer ain't hiring right now

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If 20 different people complimented Trump to his face about how much they admire how he landed on the moon in the last Apollo mission, he would repeat the story in first person within a month. "I remember the time, I went to the Moon, the big, beautiful Moon, the best Moon"

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