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Touched grass* *Mountain stream water

Without saying Ireland, who has the best white people?

Lads, the Mary's are walloping

Ireland is the land of the ire

Slapping on my white woman hat* *Baseball cap

They should make ai landlords

Fake ass country

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

I hear the ICE pigs had their tires slashed in Pasadena, then the tow truck service showed up to repair ICE's tires but the crowd convinced the tow truck driver to turn around, so ICE was out there trying to inflate their tires and duct tape them to escape after the hotel asked them to leave.

Every airplane flying overhead can now potentially be piloted by Nathan Fielder

Guys, the gestapo has family too

Happy Pride everyone

I learned today that, due to ketamine use, Elon musk pees jello sludge. This has been fact checked by real Americans™

Is an egg sandwich a deconstructed French toast, or is French toast "the bear" of egg sandwiches?

You DO have to give it to the taliban when it comes to Azealia Banks

Just lit my roach off the grill American flag emoji

Who up grilling for their troops?