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do republicans think the government is only police & military

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

ngl the serf diet of 100% starch and fruit makes you feel like not only you *can* work the fields all day but you *WANT* to work all day

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

humans and predecessors ate meat for 4,000,000 years and went from a stone as a tool to a spear as a tool humans started eating wheat and plants and went to the moon within 10,000 years

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

It is a sign that nobody is even trying with the 'look I agree with the protests but why do they have to be so disruptive?' Just straight up you're either with us or against us

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

oh thank gott you liberated us, no idea how vee were taken oveea by ze nazis, glad it's over tho

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

hey Chuck Schumer how's the 8 Very Strong Questions going

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hate when that happens

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POV: your mom walks into your room in 2010 after you came home late from a party

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as a signatory to the 'no kicking in the balls' treaty of 1990 I obviously kicked you in the balls the first chance I got. I have the right to defend myself.

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-wow you really are something -AND YOU REALLY ARE NOTHING

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encountering this on the emergency brewskis refill 1AM run

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WEIRD!

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MAGA explained in 4 seconds:

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Elon Sir please acknowledge your Steve Wozniaks 😭😭

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I was terribly wrong about sugar actually

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

American Pope like and now bow your heads for the blessing brought to you by Fig Newton's. Fig Newton's, it's a blessing in disguise.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

one of the ways a Smooth Brain manifests is with the 'hey I did the bad thing too- am I supposed to face consequences too?'

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-we are a band of opposites and paradoxes, like an impossibly heavy flying object- we are the Led Zeppelin! -oh yeah? we are the uhh we are the Iron uhhh Butterfly, also very cool

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Elonnnnnuahhghhblaaaarghhh

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NEWS MEDIA TO PROGRESSIVES: ok see you seem confused, the slopazord act of 1843 subsection 14 specifically prohibits giving food to homeless NEWS MEDIA TO MAGA: the president referring to doodoo pants hobo Steve actually gets at a bigger truth:

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mans like we need medicare for all and Elon will help us with that

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IT IS FUNNY that Elon has to be on the FuhrerStack of drugs to even come close to Trump's craziness but it IS WORKING

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Elon is looking for the Number One Trump Hater now who he's gonna pump on twitter...

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first time I realised I am old was at a company outing when a coworker took a picture of a bird and The Phone told him what bird it was

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I mean this is the Judgement Day for accelerationists. This Is It. If It doesnt work it is never going to work. (It's never going to, things getting worse makes things worse, not better)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE came in like sure we can save at LEAST $11 per MONTH by cutting back on ramen

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

one nice place for a swim is water with foam on it... NOT!

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

the problem with mortgage securities in 2007 was that nobody knew what the price was. Well, what is the price of the shadowy private equity funds?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

ok it doesnt matter anyway so let's agree to do just ONE election cycle full lefty. After that the centrists can have the party back but 2028 is full Hogg. Moderates youll be there until youre 90 you can sit out ONE election!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

we knew years ago that instagram causes depression in teens but to see how we are out in the open peddling eating disorders like 'carnivore' or 'sugar diet' is WILD

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The Trump administration shamed New York Times into acknowledging what we all saw happen *on video*

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

so if you have state of the art military technology and equipment at your disposal and you are starving kids for 2 months then you actually just wanna starve the kids

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

this is a real thing that a human did btw

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments