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kaburi.bsky.social
Just a little guy trying to live to see them die.
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It's kinda funny how one person has completely altered American English for the foreseeable future by turning beautiful into a pejorative.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Eight hours later we have arrived at the hotel and both Zelda and I have peed. I predict an early bedtime for everyone.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

submitted 2 days ago • 104 comments

Well, the brakes in Dad's truck overheated and went out coming down the mountain. Boiled the brake fluid off, melted the ABS sensor and the calipers, scorched the rotor. We were following my sister and brother-in-law, so we all stopped together.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I am so, so emotionally exhausted.

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My dad and brother-in-law have been sitting directly outside my window talking full volume since 6:00 AM and I am not going to make it through this funeral without stabbing someone.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Had a private viewing of my grandmother tonight. It hurt. In the best way. Finally something in my life gets some fucking closure.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I love my father very much but he NEVER stops talking, and barely 45 minutes into this road trip my nerves are fucking shot.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Pulling this bullshit in Surgeon Commander is the only thing that will get me to use a FF card in any of my decks.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Made it to my parents' house. Dad is currently playing with the puppy, so I'm taking advantage by elevating my foot in hopes of it being functional again by Thursday.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Two TVs in the hotel breakfast area. One is playing Paternity Court and the other is playing Fox News.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Dad: can we hook your phone into the truck so we can listen to your satellite radio on the drive to the mountains Wednesday? Me: *furiously clearing downloads and browser history while doing 75 mph down the New Jersey turnpike* yeah, sure, we can totally hook my phone to your truck

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Goal is to leave my house by 9:30 AM which should put me to my hotel around 5:30 PM, factoring in stops for gas/dog walking/human and dog pottying. My original goal was 8:00 AM but my legs were in so much pain last night I broke down at 12:15 AM and popped two Advil PM and way overslept.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

So my grandmother's funeral has reached the level of redneck where my dad, uncle, and cousins have all agreed that if it rains all the men are wearing jeans since we'll be carrying the casket through Georgia mountain clay to the physical hole in the ground.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Achievement Unlocked: lost enough weight I can fit in my tiny-ass 1970 bathtub well enough to soak my legs

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently I'm a pallbearer in my grandmother's funeral, which I just learned five seconds ago when I read the obituary. You'd think it would have come up at some point in the dozen+ phone calls we've had about travel logistics and funeral planning.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Booked my hotel for the drive down to my parents' for the funeral. The plan is: Sun: drive to VA side of DC (7.25 hrs), stop for night Mon: drive to SC (7.5 hrs) Tues: family mourning shit Wed: entire family carpools to airb&b in GA mountains (4.5 hrs, not as driver) Thurs: funeral in GA

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

It's my parents' 47th anniversary today. Which sucks because that means my grandmother died on their anniversary but also holy shit my parents have been married 47 years.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

My grandmother's funeral is next Thursday, which seems really late but it does give me plenty of time for planning things.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I absolutely spent $27 on a stingray plushie because I am PROCESSING EMOTIONS DAMMIT. (His name is Ral and I love him.)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I just got the call. My grandmother's gone.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Following up on my earlier thread, I decided to sort Rin and Seri by value to see *why* it's so ridiculous and, yeah, the kitty Kodama's Reach alone is $102.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments