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Chaos wrapped inside a trash panda. 🤣 Hella queer/woke/pissed that DRUMP won. Don't come at me, this German-Canadian is looking to cut a bi(got)tch. 😈 I stand with 🇺🇦🇵🇸, they are my siblings and WILL have ☮️ #NoHoldsBarred
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That's a whole lot of nopity nope.😬I'm sorry you had to experience that generational Trauma luv.💜I know aaall about it and then some. My maternal grandmother was German but also a narcissist, said I was a "selfish ungrateful little twat" just because I chose to go back to school.🤦🏻Aren't we a pair 🤣
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Blame my mom 😅 hahahaha no no, for real though, my mom was a force to be reckoned with. 😏 Grandpa came back from Germany/Auschwitz that August, 9 months later named his first born Geneva...🤭 We're totally not petty German-Canadians, not in the slightest 😈
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Oh, you don't want to go rooting around inside my brain. It's a fathomless void full of Gremlins. No food or water after midnight. 🤣🤣🤣
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"Like, bro, you're a fucking 200 year old, moss and bird shit covered tombstone, and the only words visible are "I, P, and freely" on your epitaph. I'd be careful how you speak you ill-breeding maltworm."
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Oh I am so proud 🥰 good job Hun!!!!💜
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I appreciate you for that 🤗, but don't thank us just yet. 😏 There is still a very real and present danger, and unless the people make a full-force stand against the current regime, if it turnscoat and becomes a Civil War (or worse), the world will come to understand why you don't piss off Canadians😈
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My god. 👀 You very well might be right. 😅 Eh. I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣 that aligns with how I imagine Stephen King and Terry Pratchett got their ideas too, only they killed the swamp hag with the pen and stole her essence, vowing to only ever wield it for the good of humanity. Bros crushed it too 🤣🤣
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Two words. The Simpsons. It's funny but also, terrifying to realize that the most diabolical, heinous thing you could think of as a joke, is in fact, real. 💀
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I've been with The Onion and everything post-ebaumsworld/Underground - "badgerbadgerbadger...mushroom mushroom") since day one. While I'm not a conspiracy nut, I'm convinced someone broke into the TVA, pressed random buttons, and now we're getting nothing but feedback from an alternate reality. 🤣
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I hate this planet.
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And. Unless he serves the full sentence, nothing will change. So when he makes bail, I'm going to laugh.
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It's too uncomfortable for them to not hear their own voice. I think we call that "delusional insanity" but I could be wrong 🤣 There is proof that Reich-wingers are literally insane, thanks neuroscience 😅
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99% of his rallies are white people. 🤦 I dunno about y'all, but I grew up understanding that Canada is Democratic Socialist and part of that is having diversity, which has made Canada strong and respected the world over (literally, we have 192 allies compared to the 34 and dropping America has.)
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Mad cow has now reared it's ugly head on the North American continent. Thanks America. 🫡 /Sarcasm
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Germany is #1 on my list to visit after all this bs *gestures everywhere* is dealt with ONCE AND FOR ALL