karrionhardt.bsky.social
Buck up, buckaroos.
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They don’t care. Laws are in place to prevent this, but nobody is enforcing them. Schumer drafts another stern letter to a dude who can’t read.
I don’t think we’re screwed, but the way. Thankfully these dudes are all stupid. Next time though - who can say
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I mean, personally I thought it was an earnest and heartfelt love letter to the more charming exploitation sci-fi of the 70’s. There was still narrative merit there; they were trying to say things.
Never would have expected it’d catch the eye of the good trouble royalty though!
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Spoils… will be enjoyed!
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Super Four Blood Race
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He’s trying to antagonize a response which he can cite as grounds for a national emergency, allowing him to do away with the last vestiges of democracy.
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I approve of this
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Already happened, was hilarious
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15 years ago? She punched the wall next to my head and we had a moment of silence and I said “you just broke your hand, didn’t you” and we went to the hospital together
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Hey, go fuck yourself.
I don’t actually dislike you, just trying to keep you balanced
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Nope, enjoy your doggo for life
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“broached the idea of passing a law or getting an executive order to allow cruise ships to skip B.C. ports on Alaskan cruises.”
Serious failure to read the room
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I just want to give you a shout-out for an amazing and well-considered Blade Runner reference.
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Another day, another fight
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Two for one deal, these hands
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I feel like this was criminally overlooked in light of all the stuff yesterday
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You got played for an idiot, Chuck
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Rice balls muthafucka
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You’re a fucking joke and everyone of significance has already forgotten you
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In my personal, IRL experience I’m generally unimpressed by everyone. I cross my arms. I lean forward and say “how will this fucking help people?” Trust me, it’s a big deal
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It’s a rare thing for me to say but you have my pride.
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You know the next while, you’re going to have to go knives-out? We have to protect the vulnerable. There is no Calvary coming. We are the Calvary.
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I’m sorry you had that experience. I know it sounds… cheap. But I mean it.
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Fuck. I’m sorry. Malice can go a long way.
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As a.… I guess a professional boxer, yeah. If you can hit them hard enough
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You don’t need to be a bodybuilder, you don’t need to be John Wick. If you disrupt the blood flow to the brain they will enter sleepy time so fast
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Not an KO, wouldn’t advocate it
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I promise this will freak you out the first time, because we are not conditioned to see people just check out
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Just remember that your objective is to disrupt the bloodflow to the brain, and that is carried by the veins on the side of the neck
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This is going to sound nutty but next time just hit the knee and move behind - they’ll be all like “oh wow this really hurts” because it’s a nerve cluster and lock your arm around their neck at the sides
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Hmm. You had the right idea - if you disrupt the blood flow to the brain it’s basically lights out - but it’s an ambitious ask
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Gotchu fam. I’m going to be giving a kid his knights oath and slapping the shit out of him in the next few months (so that he remembers it). Then I guess I’m going to fight Americans, which makes me sad
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Oh and for the love of God don’t push your thumbs into your fists, you’re liable to break yourself while you fight
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Now I hear you saying “well that won’t win a fight” and you’re correct - place your foot on their foot and push them back. It takes 15 pounds of pressure to break an ankle
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It’s super easy, you take two fists and draw them just below your eyes (you don’t want your fists to go in your eyes).
Then they’ll generally say something stupid and swing broadside, and you’ll realize you suddenly have all the time in the world; take that arm, punch the armpit.
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I love you and I think you have so much value. It was entirely my pleasure. I will expect the same of you, if that is okay.
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And for what it’s worth I do think that people who don’t recognize the struggle that you’ve gone through should be beaten. I have beaten them to the point of apologizing (which is weird)
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Thank you.
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That is okay. It will probably reassure you somewhat to know that my dating style has been referred to as “[REDACTED] Home for Wayward Girls” and that my current girlfriend apparently feels seen after a fifteen year marriage with a woman.
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No offence taken, we have to root out the intolerable. I’m a white CIS dude; I’ve been playing life on easy mode.
I’m only advocating we be intelligent in our response. This does not invalidate your experience.
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Nope, just trying to figure the best way to destroy them and this ain’t it
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Then help me be an ally. Help me to understand.
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This is not true. The US is currently shipping folks to Guantanamo and I’m getting trained to shoot Americans rather than buy charming magnets from them
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Bums me out but I totally get that, it’s probably exhausting having to justify your existence. I promise this is not the case everywhere
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One day. We gotta fight smart, though. In the interim, should you ever find yourself on the west coast of Canada I’ll buy you a beer.
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I regret to inform you that as a child born into foster care; surrounded by abuse; who chose to beat the shit out of bullies, I know of what you speak well. You cannot advocate murder. It is not just; it is not fair.