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I once fed a man rice cakes in Reno, just to watch him diet.
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2yo pointing at Morena Baccarin: "That's my son!"

What's your preferred mode of transportation?

why do i pay all this money for vision insurance if the dr won’t give me goat pupils

"I believe in distinct society, as long as someone else pays for it."

Dang it, I over-dicked around.

I'm sorry, there's a Zuppi and a Pizzaballa in the running for Pope? You guys buried the lede on this one. Now I'm invested.

"Oh you're so lucky to have a daughter, girls are so much easier than boys." My daughter, every minute of the day:

Celebrate Mother’s Day by letting people choose whether or not to be mothers.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

Constituents voting in PP’s temper tantrum by election have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

If you listen closely the guy in the movie actually says "force," not "fourth." 🛸

Every Canadian only has 3 friends.

Every Canadian only has 3 friends.

Hi 👋 I work in the ICU and often help patients find comfort in their final, dying moments and this is some king shit right here and I say he's innocent

He's no Patrick Swa-ZAY, but he can dance!

Reminder that as an adult you’re allowed to just go buy a cake for no special occasion.

Poilievre vows to stay on as party leader for reasons of being otherwise unemployable #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

OH THANK FUCK

No line at my poll today, but the clerk did ask if I was with the old Dodge-driving, CPC-ass-looking dude in front of me. 🤮

My son just explained what he calls “the OnlyFans to TradWife pipeline”

get in bitches we’re going to look for dopamine at homesense

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

It's a good morning for the new Ghost album.

I think about the food from the Chinese/Thai place I worked at in university at least once a week... Especially the drunken noodles.

Jesus wants you to have a blessed 420

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning